Clutha Vaults

We need to know the percentages of the victims regarding their football teams.

How many Tims and how many huns?

 

On current league form it will probably be 6-3 to the Tims.

EDIT: Not sure, at this moment, if there is any added-on time so there may be more scoring to be done.

 

I need to know the percentages to decide on the level of disaster this sorry episode meets. If the majority were good honest God fearing protestants then it truly is a major disaster on a biblical scale. However it could be the other way in which case I'm surprised it even made the national news headlines.

 

****ing hell man

 

I couldn't believe the amount of flowers, cards and other tributes placed by the Clutha Vaults......................





The Scotch take the loss of a pub very badly

 

Oh how I long for the disaster-ridden days of the 1980s. Tragedies then were two-a-penny, we had Heysel, Hillsborough, the Marchiness, the King's Cross fire, Lockerbie, the Manchester Airport disaster, the Bradford City stadium fire, the Grand Hotel bombing in Brighton, and many, many more. Those sick bastards amongst us could sit back, joke and feel better about ourselves at the expense of others. Oh it was great.

Those really were the days. It made you feel good to be alive

 

Elf and safety has been the ruin of us Dorty.

 

Definitely, Ciaran mate.

Probably the best one was the Herald of Free Enterprise. Surely no one would go to sea with the bow doors still open...?

 

Not enough people died in that bombing though, I was very disappointed indeed

 

Pat tried his best.

 

I can only remember part of the joke about someone being the quickest reader in Britain...they go through five stories in five seconds was it Norman Tebbit's wife?

 

she can't get on her ****in bike anymore

 

Never heard it, brilliant punch line though

 

^^

 

I was just asking out of curiosity (and a little mischievousness )

In ma neck of the woods (North Lanarkshire) a pub kicks with a certain foot; although there are some neutral pubs. Sadly, that is a fact.

 

Easy.

As you bring the corpses out ye hit them on each knee with a wee hammer to note the reflex response to see whit fit they kick wi.

 

Thatcher set the world record in reading though,went though 5 stories in 7 seconds.

 

Reading? I thought is was Brighton

 

the massive rescue mission at the Clutha Vaults is still going on 3 days after the disaster.....





so far they've managed to get 4 barrels of Tennants and 2 cases of whisky out, but they haven't reached the Buckfast yet