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City v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Jan 16, 2018.

  1. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    We are going to get totally screwed live on Sky on Saturday. I’m going to this and drew the straw to drive so will have to watch our humiliation without any booze in me.

    My prediction is a 4-1 defeat.
     
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  2. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    47-0

    We'll be lucky to get the nil.
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Just stick that fat bastard Ashley in goal, that ought to help the team not to concede.
    Oh how l loath that man.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    **** loads of Citeh players to go in the fantasy football team <cheers>
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    is this the match day thread ???????????????

    it's certainly better than Chipys effort
     
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  6. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Remember that scene from Deliverance? Or in Pulp Fiction when the fella in the shop calls Zed and gets the gimp out? Bit like that.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    6-0, all scored after 40 minutes. By them.
     
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Pessimists you all. City on a downward spiral now. Can’t see anything but a comfortable away win. Joselu hatrick, Darlow and Rafa.
     
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  9. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Rafa's bus to flatten Ashley after the game.
     
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  10. trentderby

    trentderby Active Member

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    I hope its only 1-0, goal difference could be key to our survival.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    I actually think the players heads will have dropped now after this news.
    They will now be expecting Rafa to walk.
    On that basis I'd say City will win 7-0.
     
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  12. LiamO

    LiamO Well-Known Member

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    The world of football is a strange place. Weird things happen occasionally!.
    1-0 to the mags. Haha
     
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  13. KazakhToon

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    4-4, with us blasting 4 past them in the first 20 minutes and them getting a last-gasp volleyed equaliser off a free kick.
     
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  14. Beardsley's Stylist

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    I think we can give them a run for their money. Now that the takeover has gone through and we have a few fresh faces it's going to lift the whole team. Even the players that were there before the takeover should play better as they will be fighting for their place in the team....no wait.....sorry forget I said anything
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    7-0 defeat.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    I'll be very surprised if we don't come away with a 3-1 win. That said I was very surprised when the police turned up at my door this morning, something to do with explicit photos of me and Amanda Staveley sent to Mike Ashley.
     
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  17. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    she told me she was exhausted and had nipped out for a cigarette :emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  18. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    We'll scrape a 1-1 draw
     
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  19. anyobrien

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    Its on BT
     
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  20. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    I'm going there, but have a sneaky feeling we'll get beat. Don't know why? <laugh>
     
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