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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Jan 16, 2018.

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  1. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    I'm **** at predictions, so to keep that record going I'm saying 1-2 to Newcastle. Seriously. Ridiculously.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Jan 17, 2018
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I'm feeling strangely optimistic too, though I have no idea why. So letting my heart rule my head, I think we'll restrict them to single figures (just).
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 18, 2018
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You in hospital hooked up to the morphine again?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 19, 2018
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Saving it for tomorrow - it will be needed!!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Jan 19, 2018
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  5. JakartaToon

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    Think it must be contagious. I sense an unlikely away win.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 20, 2018
  6. Paulpowersleftfoot

    Paulpowersleftfoot Well-Known Member

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    Ederson
    Walker Otamendi Stones Danilo
    Fernandinho
    Sane DeBruyne Silva Sterling
    Aguero

    Best way to play City is to attack us,but so many teams park the bus and get battered
    Which way do you think Rafa will play?
    Best 2 sides I’ve seen at the Etihad this year were Wolves & Bristol City
     
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    Paulpowersleftfoot, Jan 20, 2018
  7. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Cancel that quote. Frigging cold.
     
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    Somebodys pinched my sombrero, Jan 20, 2018
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  8. Delusional Full Stop

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    Wow Man Citeh don’t even make second best never mind best.

    <whistle>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 20, 2018
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  9. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    As there were three different bids from Amanda Staveley to buy the club and Ashley told her to do one, I'm confident of us winning 3-1...:emoticon-0100-smile

    However I'm dusting down my abacus as we speak just in case my prediction is a little out and City get lucky on 9 occasions.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 20, 2018
  10. Delusional Full Stop

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    That’ll be because you failed to take into account the 6 other bids received from the “other” interested party claimed to exist according to sources close to Ashley.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 20, 2018
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  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    .............if any City fans are upset about me referring to 9 lucky goals I meant on top of the numerous well worked ones...<ok>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 20, 2018
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  12. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Somehow a draw
     
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    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Jan 20, 2018
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  13. jimileysbaldhead

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    <laugh>

    I bet my nurse is prettier than yours.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jan 20, 2018
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  14. Delusional Full Stop

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    News breaking in The Times of details of the other interested party’s bids. Apparently last offer getting close to Ashley’s valuation.


    • £30, first bid, November 2: £20 on completion. £5 July 1 2018, £5July 1 2019 — neither paid in the event of relegation. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of HMRC fine.
    • £35 second bid, November 10: £15 on completion. £5 January 1 2020 £5 January 1 2021 £5 January 1 2022 £5 in the event of qualifying for the Champions League. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of relegation and HMRC fine.
    • £25, third bid, November 17: £25 payable in full. Benítez to stay as manager. No clauses
    • £60 fourth bid, November 24: £40 on completion. £10 July 1 2018, £10 July 1 2019 — neither paid in the event of relegation. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of HMRC fine.
    • £70 fifth bid, December 10: £30 on completion. £10 January 1 2020 £10 January 1 2021 £10 January 1 2022 £10 in the event of qualifying for the Champions League. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of relegation and HMRC fine.
    • £100 sixth bid, December 17: £50 payable in full. Benítez to stay as manager. £50 worth of Greggs pasties at any time of choosing. No clauses
    • £100 seventh bid January 2: £50 on completion. £25 worth of Greggs pasties by July 1 2018, £25 towards Indian Curry by July 1 2019 — neither paid in the event of relegation. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of HMRC fine.
    • £300 eighth bid January 10: £150 on completion. £50 worth of Greggs pasties by January 1 2020 £50 towards Indian Curry by January 1 2021 £50 towards either Greggs pasties or Indian Curry (Ashley’s choice) by January 1 2022 in the event of qualifying for the Champions League. Benítez to stay as manager. Penalty clauses in the event of relegation and HMRC fine.
    • £500 ninth bid, January 17: £500 payable in full in Greggs pasties. Benítez to stay as manager. No clauses
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Jan 20, 2018
  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    do you believe in fairy's as well, unfortunately for you i can only see one outcome, pray mats rarely work:cry:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 20, 2018
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  16. JakartaToon

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    Fortunately that’s Rafa’s standard game plan. We should be fine.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 20, 2018
  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yea mate maybe you can keep them to under 6, stranger things have happend
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 20, 2018
  18. JakartaToon

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    See that’s where you are wrong Rog. I added a little Sunderland request every prayer session for the last season and a half and it has paid off spectacularly.
    I also included another one that your supporters would be **** at home but I think He must have misheard that one.
     
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    JakartaToon, Jan 20, 2018
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    then i think its time to get your rosary beads out , as it is at the moment with a few mins to go we are out of the bottom 3, :angel:
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Jan 20, 2018
  20. RobEllious

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    Darlow in between the sticks, what the ****!? What has my beloved Elliot done wrong!
     
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    RobEllious, Jan 20, 2018
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