Are you related to Benny Boy? Probably not -- you use far fewer asterisks -- but in other respects your style and general demeanor are uncannily similar to his. You poor sod!
I can only hope your 135 other posts have been slightly more scintillating. Do you find that people around you nod off? Perhaps it's because you are a ****ing dullard, but they are too kind to point that out to you.