I got through three then felt full of mutton, gristle and pastry...
...ears, brain, hooves, heart, penis...
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...ears, brain, hooves, heart, penis...
That's the point Staggie. Microwaved Bells Scotch pies are disgusting. If you can eat six in 20 minutes you're a dirty bastard.
The boy who managed it doesn't eat fruit or veg at all though. Sure I've told you all about his "dinner" of 20 McDonald's chicken nuggets, each wrapped in a cheese slice then grilled <boakmuir>
You've fair got mouthy today on here.
I know, don't know what's got into me today.
I think it must be sexual frustration.
I know, don't know what's got into me today.
I think it must be sexual frustration.
It's very funny, keep it up
That's the problem. It's constantly up.
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I'm not joking. It's been that long that my morning glory knocks the wife out of bed.
You want a piece of me old man....well do you.......
She only married me for my extremely large member and my xbox gaming skills.
She's not interested in sex anymore and my xbox is broken.
We're going to counselling.