That sounds like a true story. The tragic ones are always the funniest. I can help you out though...... ... ... ... I've got a spare Xbox.
Result. I'll take it Venom. A couple of hours of Call of Duty and Shereen Nanjiana Poontang will be mine once more.
I saw a news story where xbox live took a wee austistic boys achievements off him and branded his gamer tag "cheater" because he was that good he unlocked everything the wee idiot was ****in gutted.
I'm hoping he'll be a maths genius then I can Rain Man his daft arse. But at the minute all he's good at is giving other kids a hiding. Wee **** is massive, taller than anyone in his class or the one above.
He's more interested in the 2p machines at Codonas. **** all money to be made in getting him good at them.
I'm a proper Cockney so when I went to Leeds one time and went to the chippy I nearly spewed my ring when the ugly old dinner lady type behind the counter said: "Do you want gravy wi that luv?" are you freaking kidding me, I 'kin love chips so why the fork would you go and ruin them by putting gravy on 'em? iieeiiwwww