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SleepySpecialK said:
You want a piece of me old man....well do you.......

She only married me for my extremely large member and my xbox gaming skills.

She's not interested in sex anymore and my xbox is broken.

We're going to counselling.
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That sounds like a true story. The tragic ones are always the funniest.

I can help you out though......


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I've got a spare Xbox.
 
VenomPD said:
<laugh> <laugh>

That sounds like a true story. The tragic ones are always the funniest.

I can help you out though......


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I've got a spare Xbox.
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Result. I'll take it Venom.

A couple of hours of Call of Duty and Shereen Nanjiana Poontang will be mine once more.
 
I saw a news story where xbox live took a wee austistic boys achievements off him and branded his gamer tag "cheater" because he was that good he unlocked everything <laugh>

the wee idiot was ****in gutted.
 
Neville Bartos said:
I saw a news story where xbox live took a wee austistic boys achievements off him and branded his gamer tag "cheater" because he was that good he unlocked everything <laugh>

the wee idiot was ****in gutted.
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Microsoft are ****ing dirty bastards. My wee brother is autistic, but he's ****e at Xbox......
 
Neville Bartos said:
Venom is ur brother really good at anything? <vegas>
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I'm hoping he'll be a maths genius then I can Rain Man his daft arse. But at the minute all he's good at is giving other kids a hiding. Wee **** is massive, taller than anyone in his class or the one above.
 
I'm a proper Cockney so when I went to Leeds one time and went to the chippy I nearly spewed my ring when the ugly old dinner lady type behind the counter said:

"Do you want gravy wi that luv?"

are you freaking kidding me, I 'kin love chips so why the fork would you go and ruin them by putting gravy on 'em?

iieeiiwwww
 
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