Chips

...ears, brain, hooves, heart, penis...

 

I think it was just penis he was full of....

 

Wash your mouth out with soap and water young lady.

 

Bells Scotch pies are ****ing rank though <FACT>

 

That's the point Staggie. Microwaved Bells Scotch pies are disgusting. If you can eat six in 20 minutes you're a dirty bastard.

The boy who managed it doesn't eat fruit or veg at all though. Sure I've told you all about his "dinner" of 20 McDonald's chicken nuggets, each wrapped in a cheese slice then grilled <boakmuir>

 

I once ate a scotch pie sandwich but I was pretty stoned at the time.

 

You heard, dickhead.

They're just stodge.

 

You've fair got mouthy today on here.

 

I know, don't know what's got into me today.

I think it must be sexual frustration.

 

It's very funny, keep it up

 

That's the problem. It's constantly up.

<desperatleyneedashagmuir>

 

You dirty tease.

 

I'm not joking. It's been that long that my morning glory knocks the wife out of bed.

 

Now for the catchphrase scene:

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What's her problem?

 

I'm very unattractive.

 

He sounds like a crazy bastard

You can't really blame the woman

 

Even with the lights off?

 

Crazy ain't bad!

 

You want a piece of me old man....well do you.......

She only married me for my extremely large member and my xbox gaming skills.

She's not interested in sex anymore and my xbox is broken.

We're going to counselling.