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I'd rather get bummed to work everyday in a wheelbarrow by a massive Leroy, than spend my hard earned money on an Audi.

It's almost admitting that you're a cliche round my parts, a combover, a sleeve, a ****ty beard, some creed, a pair of yeezy's and a North Face, all stuffed into an Audi S3 or A5.
 
I'd rather get bummed to work everyday in a wheelbarrow by a massive Leroy, than spend my hard earned money on an Audi.

It's almost admitting that you're a cliche round my parts, a combover, a sleeve, a ****ty beard, some creed, a pair of yeezy's and a North Face, all stuffed into an Audi S3 or A5.

So its a no then?
 
<wah> can't see these pics

One of my uni mates was a mature student. Her and her hubby bought a cossie and it was stolen within a week.

Few weeks later they were driving along and their cossie overtakes them. They call the police after following it to a house and get it back after all the **** is taken care of

Week later cossies knicked again


Yep, that's your Cosworth. Always getting nicked, and ****ing uninsurable to anyone not a millionaire <ok>
 
So its a no then?

Think he drives an 02 Audi a2... he was given it by his mum who rejected him as a child... to make up for his tiny penis and Audi he started making his arms and legs as big as humanly possible..


[HASHTAG]#prayfortel[/HASHTAG]


Let’s hope he can find happiness in his bosses land rover discovery.
 
Think he drives an 02 Audi a2... he was given it by his mum who rejected him as a child... to make up for his tiny penis and Audi he started making his arms and legs as big as humanly possible..


[HASHTAG]#prayfortel[/HASHTAG]


Let’s hope he can find happiness in his bosses land rover discovery.

You're literally unable to hold any credibility on this thread now pal, after saying you're considering buying the queen of all hair dressers cars.
 
This is getting complicated...


I borrowed your bosses boyfriends Audi?

If I did I hope his name was Julian and he looked at himself whilst pumping iron and eating chicken and rice.

Ok shush now pal you've dragged it out too long and it's not funny anymore.

Know when to stop.
 
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