Off Topic Cars

TT is a decent little car now.

 

I'd rather get bummed to work everyday in a wheelbarrow by a massive Leroy, than spend my hard earned money on an Audi.

It's almost admitting that you're a cliche round my parts, a combover, a sleeve, a ****ty beard, some creed, a pair of yeezy's and a North Face, all stuffed into an Audi S3 or A5.

 

So its a no then?

 

Yep, that's your Cosworth. Always getting nicked, and ****ing uninsurable to anyone not a millionaire

 

Is that you Comm?

 

Think he drives an 02 Audi a2... he was given it by his mum who rejected him as a child... to make up for his tiny penis and Audi he started making his arms and legs as big as humanly possible..


#prayfortel


Let’s hope he can find happiness in his bosses land rover discovery.

 

You're literally unable to hold any credibility on this thread now pal, after saying you're considering buying the queen of all hair dressers cars.

 

Says the man with the micropenis..

 

Rattled.

 

^borrows his bosses audi^

 

^borrows his boyfriend's audi^

 

think its billy

 

This is getting complicated...


I borrowed your bosses boyfriends Audi?

If I did I hope his name was Julian and he looked at himself whilst pumping iron and eating chicken and rice.

 

Remember when he used to start threads like 'how long is your foreskin'

 

Ok shush now pal you've dragged it out too long and it's not funny anymore.

Know when to stop.

 

Like steroids??

 

You forgot peas

 

Aye, Bet hes missing us.

 

If that's how you roll pal.

 

Rattled ish. ^