Off Topic Cars

He won't fit in your TT.

 

He would if he was dead..

 

You've genuinely put me off ever buying an Audi.

Got to ask though, what the **** are creed and yeezy's?

 

An aftershave and some trainers.

 

Never heard of either.

I clearly don't fill the Audi driver stereotype so I'm best giving them a swerve.

Jag it is then!

 

Rather have a Lexus GS over a Jag XF any way.

 

But then you'd have to say I've gotta Lex's instead of I've got a Jaaaaaaaaaag!

 

I had to look them up, the Jag reminds me of a Rover.

 

The XF is an old man’s golf club car, Chief will have become used to seeing them no doubt

 

Not many where I play but it'll suit me to a tee if that's the case!

 

Defo fits that set mate, they’re a decent car as well in fairness.

 

No offence to the golfers here but no thanks. The attire, the language. Bollocks.

 

Don't know what you mean?

Do you honestly think we're all walking round in plus fours and flat caps?

 

I just sing I'm turning Japanese.

 

Shirt, trousers, shoes. Yeh, who wants to wear that stuff.

Agree about the language though. It's downright disgusting some rounds!

 

The old school golf club vibe is awful, but most clubs are much more progressive these days and just decent relaxing environments. The attire is pretty cool these days, I actually like wearing it lol.

 

I occasionally go to a golf shop with my golf obsessed father in law and am amazed at the twattishness of the clothes on sale. He then proceeds to speak an alien language to the other golf obsessives present.

 

Scot & Lyle sweaters for goalposts? How far we've come.

 

Indeed.

Long ago golf was the exclusive preserve of white Protestants only. Nowadays it’s open to anybody who can afford hideous clothing.

 

the Really annoying thing is the a5 won’t fit on my drive it’s too bloody wide.