Off Topic Cars

3 x price of what ? I can't remember what you were looking at.

I've got a VW Touareg for sale if you're interested ?

 

The one that's ****ed?

 

Shhh

 

Sold as seen!

 

I won't tell @Skylarker about the ****ed propshaft when he comes to view it. Don't anybody else let on either okay

In all honesty, it's in the garage now being fixed. Managed to get an OEM part for a 1/4 of what an original VW part costs. Hopefully the labour won't kill me, but it needs doing, so.... it needs doing.

 

Mine is being 'investigated'.

Having re-read the warranty I know I'm covered so **** 'em.

Can't be arsed with a hire car, I'll just claim this morning's train fare back and then get a lift Friday.

Was a supposed to have a lift this morning but the kid phoned in sick!

Who the **** does that, calls sick when he's giving his ****ing boss a lift? Twat.

He's not coming back here, if his hangover, sorry illness, is that bad he can recuperate for the whole week and not get paid.

 

Wow what a piss taking ****

 

I know.

Anyone who hasn't got an inbuilt mechamism to not go beyond those ten pints on a Sunday is an idiot beyond hope!

 

And even if you do... If you know you're giving your boss a lift then you man up and ****ing do it. You never know when you might need those brownie points... might have even come in handy that day ffs!

 

Big opportunity down the ****ter

Probably along with copious amounts of his own vomit.

 

He's a young lad, the only one working down here that lives further West than me and was 'passing' where I live, hence picking me up this morning.

They're all feckless boomtown rats, I should have known better.

What can you do? You hope they learn in the end but these guys are on hourly money so when they don't work they get **** all as none of them can be arsed to claim sick pay.

I'd actually given him a full Saturday last weekend as some bunce. Which he promptly went home and pissed the money up the wall before he even gets it!!

Beggars belief but we've all been young.

 

Some VW mini SUV you mentioned.

Do you do 0% finance?

EDIT: VW T-Roc?

 

Yeah I mentioned the T-Roc, I thought you'd seen something else 3x times cheaper ?

And yes I do 0% finance, £4.5k down, then 36 monthly payments of £0

 

How about £0 down and 36 monthly payments of £4.50?

I'll come tonight.

 

You can have my daughter's pink scooter for that. I'll even throw in the dinosaur helmet

 

This little beauty arrived last Friday. As I’ve said a few times, I know nothing about cars but I have fallen a bit in love with this one.

 

T-Roc is massively under powered. Leave it well alone.

 

Belter.. I love my jaaaaag

Though I do miss my Beamer. I ****ing loved my Beamer.

I’ve already started thinking what to get next. Within a year of my Beamer I knew I’d get a jaaag next.

I’ve decided my next car is going to be a Maserati Ghibli. They’re as sexy as a jaaaag.

 

One of these.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201806197645363

 

I’ve seen those on the road. They do look good. Your poor Jaaaag already knowing he/she is being lined up to be dumped.