Off Topic Cars

Not so much the Pope Mobile.

More the Vicar of Dibley Mobile.

 

Went looking (tyre kicking) a few days ago, and i can honestly say i know now why the op opted for the JAG. Everything just felt right. I loved the way even the air vents are hidden. The whole thing was superb. Its high on the list, if i get a new one

 

53 plate Ford C-Max

 

Have you also booked a boob job?

 

Don't need to, the Mrs has enough for the pair of us

 

A C Max is hardly the car car for her to show her lotties off man.

 

Wasn't exactly my preferred choice mate

 

Could have been worse. Maybe

 

Pah
2010 reg VW Polo

 

The new beamer suspension ****ed by the way.
Only took three months to finally go, they had already had it back and 'couldn't find' the fault.
I told the ****s what it was, the just stuck their useless fingers in their ears.

It's the one thing that put doubt in my mind about buying the car.
It's also the thing that made me get the extended warranty, thank ****.

Cars are ****s, it's official.

 

Having a testing time with mine atm. New air con compressor last week £250. Today the propshaft bearing has failed. So that’s a new propshaft. Reckon that will be best part of £500 with the labour.

**** car.

 

Is it the air suspension things?? That we discussed was a common fault on the 5 series?

 

Yup, the very same.

 

Balls.

Is it covered by the warranty?

 

Yes, it is.

Or should be, I'm sure they'll try to argue otherwise!

 

Had a sit in a Golf GTE today, it's the gayest piece of crap I've sat in since I got on the little flowery baggage train in Koh Samui airport. The Golf Snowflake it should be called.

 

Cool airport though.

Like Tracey island in Thunderbirds.

 

My wife described it as 'cute'. Personally I'd say it was too small. The security was about as tight as as Tom Daley's fart box.

 

Probably 3 times the price though. looking for something under 14k really.