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Carlos Tevez.

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Depay Sound, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    What an absolute numpty. Crying his little eyes out over an article on this board.

    Clearly you don't get sarcasm when I said that drawing two games in a row is a "****ing crisis by Man Utd's standards" <doh>

    Why do you try ignoring an article if you don't like it? It's not that ****ing difficult.

    Oh <wah> someone has posted an article on the Man Utd board that has actually got a debate going <wah>

    But you're right, why would anyone want to discuss their main rivals? Idiot <doh>

    How exactly is this a windup aimed at Man city when I called Tevez a clown and not the club? Fool.
     
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  2. BringBackfootie

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    Bitter much:) he's gone a while now yet here you are still going on about him, why, because he is a quality player and it still hurts that he went to City. You my good man are a swollen arsehole
     
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  3. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    I'm calling him a clown not Man City.

    Mancini has clearly finally had enough with his antics.
     
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  4. The sad thing is that the $ity fans don't realise just how badly they are being mugged-off by their club, because the Arab has bribed them by knocking a couple of quid off the price of their tickets (enough to buy more ***s and pies). They don't feel that they are being affected, so they'll continue to do their stupid "turn-around and face the wall" dance every time they score a goal (which, actually, is going to happen a lot less now).

    I say "sad" but, actually, it's bloody hilarious <laugh>
     
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  5. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    I am loving it. I remember when they signed Tevez, ****ty fans were out in the streets celebrating, saying Fergie has lost the plot, Manchester power shift is beginning blah blah blah.
     
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  6. BringBackfootie

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    fair enough matey. I retract my comment in this case.

    My point though was more about don't you have enough to discuss after your own performance.

    What Tevez is at is no different from Rooney last season though
     
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  7. Travelsick07

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    "Welcome to manchester"

    What an own goal that looks like now. Look at the stroppy git. There is a reason most of his career in europe was spent on the bench. Pardew and Curbishley benched him at a relegation threatened west Ham side. SAF benched him and picked Berbs ahead of him (who is 4th choice nowadays).

    You can only have respect for mancini after this. He's honest, he's learnt to speak english reasonable well already, compared to people like Tevez or Capello. Tevez has never respected any of the clubs he's been at. Only boca juniors, his homeclub. That's why tevez will never be one of the greats.
     
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  8. Chief

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    ****ing hell, how old are you? Fair play, you've killed me there with your little cartoon pictures. Not sure how I'll get through the day now.
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    <party>
     
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  10. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Can't dance for toffee so that's out.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...le-in-man-city's-theory-of-cash-201109284361/

    CARLOS Tevez has undermined Manchester City's long term plan to spend whatever it takes to win something.

    The striker has blown a hole in the club's previously bullet-proof theory by being paid an enormous amount of money and then refusing to play.

    The Argentinian carnivore enraged manager Roberto Mancini last night when he refused to come on as a substitute during a Champions League match against Bayern Munich, insisting that Man City was not actually a very good team and then offering his services to Bayern coach Jupp Heynckes.

    Biting the head off a badger, he added: "I'm sorry if there was a misunderstanding but I hate everything about Manchester. And while I am more than happy to sign contracts and take money I never really wanted to play the actual football.

    "I know that by setting this precedent it will make it much more difficult for the club to be successful, but like I said, I despise Man City, so **** them."

    The move is expected to be followed by most of the squad who had not realised until now that they did not actually have to play.

    Kolo Toure said: "Thank God for that. Pulling on that powder blue jersey is like dressing up as a sad clown. It makes me hate myself."

    The move has stunned club chiefs who must now go back to the drawing board and begin searching for players who not only want to get paid £200,000 a week but would enjoy playing football for Manchester City while doing so.

    Footballologist Wayne Hayes said: "I suspect they will now have to trawl the depths of former Liverpool players whose self-loathing is completely maxed out."
     
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  12. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    Why should we feel affected or mugged off, Tevez helped us get into the CL for that we owe him a big thank you, his behaviour last night was a disgrace but as you have all told us he was going in January it makes no odds, he has shot HIMSELF in the foot and will now be remembered more for this show of petulance than for being last seasons joint top goal scorer.
    As for not scoring as many goals i can guarantee one thing we will score more than your lot and finish higher,
     
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  14. Oh, and this is truly magnificent!

    I'm going to use that as part of my signature <ok>
     
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  15. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    It'll cheer you up when your team achieves **** all this season and your forum is full of depressing threads about how **** you have become.
     
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  16. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    You're just an idiot. If you don't like this article then don't comment and let those who want to debate, and who feel they are allowed to talk about things other than their own club, continue to do so.

    It's that simple.
     
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    we have just raffled the chairmans bentley and we can raise £22555 for tevez, is this enough for your primo dumbo, we can offer him the minimum wage and he would have to start at the bottom cleaning the toilets. oh please keep it quiet as our chairman is not aware his bentley has been replaced with a 1990 daewoo matiz
     
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  18. I take it, then, that you won't be inviting me to be god-father to any of your children?
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    That is ****ing genius <ok>

    <laugh>
     
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  20. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    End of the day Tevez asked to leave City for family reasons, yet City refused to sell to Corinthians, even though they would have made a profit on what they paid for him. So theyve forced the guy to stay, and then they dont even start him. Not saying what Tevez did last night was right, but I can understand his frustrations, if they don't see him as a first team regular anymore then why the hell are they refusing to sell him.

    The biggest problem City have is they buy to many players, you can't buy world class players and keep them on the bench, it's just asking for trouble:biggrin:
     
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