Off Topic Car ****er

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  1. Kalman

    Kalman Well-Known Member

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    He can get the bus, or a taxi, or bike if daddy won't fund his chauffeur. Millions of people use public transport to get to and from work. He'll manage.
     
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  2. Plum

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    I got a lawyer to help me with a 100mph+ offence once. Met the lawyer at Doncaster Magistrates Court, discussed the case, went a bit like this,

    him: where were you speeding?
    me: M18 heading towards Hull
    him: what sort of car was it?
    me: err, unmarked Volvo
    him: colour?
    me: blue, I think, does this matter?
    him: yeah, I drive home that way, I'll watch out for it.

    He did get me off though.
     
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  3. Ric Glasgow

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    He can't go on buses with people like 'Kempton' and 'Goneforawalk' on the loose!!

    I've thought hard on it and came up with a compromise...This car will suit the purpose(it's from the film 'Bugsy Malone' and can be pedalled to work). R (5).jpeg
     
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  4. highpeak tiger

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    Ehab on a bike!
    Target rich environment!
     
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  5. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    No ****s ermmm politics please. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    No one's thinking outside the box.

    This is how to sell the cycling gig to him...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. DMD

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    There's two of his hobbies combined already, Polo and getting the hammer down.


    Have we done all the 'getting 3 points' for the club things yet?
     
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  8. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    If Daddy won’t pay for his chauffeur, and why should he, he can ****ing pay for them himself
     
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  9. DMD

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    Having seen the pictures of his parking, I can see why he doesn't want his dad to drive him.
     
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  10. dennisboothstash

    dennisboothstash Well-Known Member

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    His Mum’s not much better
     
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  11. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Anyone know where I can buy the worlds smallest violin?
     
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  12. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    No one mentioned the Abbacus.
     
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  13. City Man

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    So how does this benefit Hull City?

    Have another go.
     
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  14. originallambrettaman

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    He should have a chauffeur anyway, he’s got one of these…

    480140BC-6CC0-4F0C-8CC2-1ECAFCE1C2AD.jpeg
     
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  15. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    He’s obviously going to have a driver/chauffeur tho I seriously think posters on here actually believe he’s going to be on a push bike
     
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  16. Kalman

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    Never said it does. Doesn't harm Hull City either. He doesn't abide by speed limits and can't drive for 6 months, so ****ing what? He'll have to find another way to get to work.
     
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  17. rovertiger

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    Who's talking about it benefitting City?
    We're just taking the piss because he's made himself look a ****.<laugh>
     
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  18. City Man

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    Yeah great. Our chairman looks a tit. Whoop whoop.
     
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  19. charon-the-ferryman

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    manged to get hold of the photo of Ehab speeding
     
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  20. dennisboothstash

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    No one thinks that.
     
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