Off Topic Car ****er

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No **** Sherlock.

So this will benefit Hull City how?

He can get the bus, or a taxi, or bike if daddy won't fund his chauffeur. Millions of people use public transport to get to and from work. He'll manage.
 
I got a lawyer to help me with a 100mph+ offence once. Met the lawyer at Doncaster Magistrates Court, discussed the case, went a bit like this,

him: where were you speeding?
me: M18 heading towards Hull
him: what sort of car was it?
me: err, unmarked Volvo
him: colour?
me: blue, I think, does this matter?
him: yeah, I drive home that way, I'll watch out for it.

He did get me off though.
 
He can't go on buses with people like 'Kempton' and 'Goneforawalk' on the loose!!

I've thought hard on it and came up with a compromise...This car will suit the purpose(it's from the film 'Bugsy Malone' and can be pedalled to work).
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He can get the bus, or a taxi, or bike if daddy won't fund his chauffeur. Millions of people use public transport to get to and from work. He'll manage.
If Daddy won’t pay for his chauffeur, and why should he, he can ****ing pay for them himself
 
He can get the bus, or a taxi, or bike if daddy won't fund his chauffeur. Millions of people use public transport to get to and from work. He'll manage.

So how does this benefit Hull City?

Have another go.