Caption competition

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
AA: Son. Where's the crowd?
EH: Dad. I've spoken to the ref. He's delaying the kick-off.
AA: What until we've pissed off?
 
EH: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ehab! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ehab! Ehaaab. Ehaaab. Batmaaaan. I mean Ehab!

AA: ...How is this **** my son?

EH: Did you say something?

AA: No, no. You carry on....****.
 
Ehab: What did Bruce say when he finally quit?
Assem: He said it was time to walk like an Egyptian.
 
EA : Papa, tell me the story of how you were tortured and then escaped from Egypt?
AA : Well, my precious **** of a son, it was like this. I'd lied and cheated and ****ed so many people about, there was nothing for it but to come to England start all over and do the same again, I was so good at it.
EA : What happened in Egypt, though?
AA : **** all really, my chosen one, I lied about that too.
EA : OH!
 
I told you there'd come a time when you wouldn't hear the fans singing 'Allam out'
 
AA: ****s sake..I asked if my test results are back.
EA Sorry dad, I thought you said. Are my testicles black?
 
I don't get it. Look at the photo's from the meeting, and the Americans seemed happy enough with us.

You must log in or register to see images
 
AA: did you remember to include the stadium management company?
EA: the stadium what? You said we didn't own the stadium!
AA: ah well, when you meet them tomorrow, just mention it and ask for about 6m, the stupid t***ts won't even notice....