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AA: Son. Where's the crowd?
EH: Dad. I've spoken to the ref. He's delaying the kick-off.
AA: What until we've pissed off?
 
EH: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ehab! NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ehab! Ehaaab. Ehaaab. Batmaaaan. I mean Ehab!

AA: ...How is this **** my son?

EH: Did you say something?

AA: No, no. You carry on....****.
 
Ehab: What did Bruce say when he finally quit?
Assem: He said it was time to walk like an Egyptian.
 
EA : Papa, tell me the story of how you were tortured and then escaped from Egypt?
AA : Well, my precious **** of a son, it was like this. I'd lied and cheated and ****ed so many people about, there was nothing for it but to come to England start all over and do the same again, I was so good at it.
EA : What happened in Egypt, though?
AA : **** all really, my chosen one, I lied about that too.
EA : OH!
 
I told you there'd come a time when you wouldn't hear the fans singing 'Allam out'
 
AA: ****s sake..I asked if my test results are back.
EA Sorry dad, I thought you said. Are my testicles black?
 
I don't get it. Look at the photo's from the meeting, and the Americans seemed happy enough with us.

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AA: did you remember to include the stadium management company?
EA: the stadium what? You said we didn't own the stadium!
AA: ah well, when you meet them tomorrow, just mention it and ask for about 6m, the stupid t***ts won't even notice....
 
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