Canary Limerick Challenge - 2011

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I'm sure I already posted some on here, but I can't see them. One was my daughters'......yes Dave, i know it was far better than my efforts <shamedemoticon>

Maestro, if you want to find the preview thread it´s on page 7, you never know, you may find some renewed inspiration.
 
First Offering:

Yella and Green Army
The yellow and green is in our blood,
Following Holt to our youngsters like Rudd,
We have shared in the pain,
But are now enjoying Paul Lambert's reign,
Under The Messiah we are no longer duds.
 
We Love Grant Holt

Us Norwich fans all love Grant Holt,
His leadership and goals we cannot fault,
He inspires us all,
To believe and stand tall,
The derby hat trick we all admire and still exalt.

I'm quite pleased with that effort. It's quite hard to find anything that rhymes with Holt! :emoticon-0100-smile

I was going to put in something like, "So all round to Dave's to toast the malt!" However Dave clearly stated that remarks made in bad taste would be deleted so i thought better of it, plus it was highly unrealistic of me to assume such lavish outpourings of anything off Dave let alone his finest malt!!! :emoticon-0104-surpr :shocked: :emoticon-0104-surpr
 
We Love Grant Holt

Us Norwich fans all love Grant Holt,
His leadership and goals we cannot fault,
He inspires us all,
To believe and stand tall,
The derby hat trick we all admire and still exalt.

I'm quite pleased with that effort. It's quite hard to find anything that rhymes with Holt! :emoticon-0100-smile

I was going to put in something like, "So all round to Dave's to toast the malt!" However Dave clearly stated that remarks made in bad taste would be deleted so i thought better of it, plus it was highly unrealistic of me to assume such lavish outpourings of anything off Dave let alone his finest malt!!! :emoticon-0104-surpr :shocked: :emoticon-0104-surpr

:police::bandit::police:
 
There was a striker from Norwich
Whose diet consisted solely of porridge
A shot, a header, a thunder bolt
What's his name? Must be Grant Holt
He deserves an honorary degree in porridge knowledge
 
They're the yellowest in the nation,
I hope they'll achieve relegation.
Battered the Blues,
But in the Prem they will lose.
And Delia's got vaginal irritation!

You know I'm an Ipswich fan. I like a bit of fun and I know that my team aren't the best at the moment (to say the least)! I respect what Lambert is doing but loved, nay LOVED, Balotelli's finish yesterday... He gave you the cold shoulder!
 
They're the yellowest in the nation,
I hope they'll achieve relegation.
Battered the Blues,
But in the Prem they will lose.
And Delia's got vaginal irritation!

You know I'm an Ipswich fan. I like a bit of fun and I know that my team aren't the best at the moment (to say the least)! I respect what Lambert is doing but loved, nay LOVED, Balotelli's finish yesterday... He gave you the cold shoulder!

Fair play to you billy!

<laugh>
 
They're the yellowest in the nation,
I hope they'll achieve relegation.
Battered the Blues,
But in the Prem they will lose.
And Delia's got vaginal irritation!

You know I'm an Ipswich fan. I like a bit of fun and I know that my team aren't the best at the moment (to say the least)! I respect what Lambert is doing but loved, nay LOVED, Balotelli's finish yesterday... He gave you the cold shoulder!

i'll be honest billy, i'm not expecting that one to make it into the norwich city match day programme! <laugh>
 
NCFC Spirit

Since our return to the top flight,
There were many who feared for our plight,
But with Lambert in control,
The team has real soul,
And we never give in without a fight.

The team spirit is a wonderful sight,
Yet the press cannot find positives to write,
Instead others were poor,
Or had an off day for sure,
Failing to understand that we're better than alright!

We all know that the table will be tight,
But with everyone pulling together we might,
Do enough to escape,
Condemning others to their fate,
Whilst still rising like a Pheonix into the light.
 
Mr Paul Jewell, the prat
In Delia's office he sat
To him she was Venus
So he pulled on his penis
Then caught all the drops in his hat !

Coat ..........................................:bandit: