why would anyone want to celebrate the life of a piss poor mysoginistic female battering alcoholic who died prematurely which is par for the course considering where he hailed from.
I love haggis (veggie haggis as well) but not to celebrate that ****in cock.


I make my own haggis by eating a copious amount of porridge and oatmeal wait 24 hours, then squeezing the subsequent ****e into a flavourless johnny bag.
Cook on 220° for 35 mins, serve.


Have put one up yer missus's arse... She liked it. Loved it infact. She said it was the most satisfied she has ever been and that her husband was hung like a baby courgette.
That's pure fabrication my dear Nazi friend.
Admittedly we do enjoy a promiscuous lifestyle but she would never lower herself to partaking in sex games with an Estate Agent ffs. We do have some morals you know.

Love the fact you haven't denied the baby courgette comment.
Says it all, so it does.![]()
.Always with the bum sex!I thought this was a straight forum.
why would anyone want to celebrate the life of a piss poor mysoginistic female battering alcoholic who died prematurely which is par for the course considering where he hailed from.
I love haggis (veggie haggis as well) but not to celebrate that ****in cock.