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[The Ginger Marks]

People who give their cars a name

Called my first car ****, does that count?

 

[PINKIE]

Called my first car ****, does that count?

True dat. Come to think of it I've called my cars a few things down the years

 

[Skylarker]

I've called my car, Car.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I bought an old smashed up merc from France .

I called it Diana .

 

[FosseFilberto]

Call mine "Big Ern" ... it's slow and clunky .... but it gets there eventually

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

Glamping and hangry are irritating

 

[Saintmagic]

When you say thanks to someone and they say "it was the least we could do".

I am always inclined to respond "why did yoy not choose to do more then".

If less is more, then imagine how much ****ing more more would be. Hate that phrase.

 

[Big Ern]

'you want to have your cake and eat it'
What the **** else would I want to do with my cake?

 

[Libby]

When you lose something it's always in the last place you look. Well I obviously won't carry on looking once it's been found...

 

[Spurlock]

People who give their cars a name

****ing arseholes

 

[Big Ern]

I named one of my cars because it was a needy, unreliable, cantankerous bitch.

 

[Sucky]

My first car was called the blue bucket

Old Ford Fiesta that smelled like petrol inside