Off Topic Bumder

Called my first car ****, does that count?

 

True dat. Come to think of it I've called my cars a few things down the years

 

I've called my car, Car.

 

I bought an old smashed up merc from France .

I called it Diana .

 

Call mine "Big Ern" ... it's slow and clunky .... but it gets there eventually

 

Glamping and hangry are irritating

 

If less is more, then imagine how much ****ing more more would be. Hate that phrase.

 

'you want to have your cake and eat it'
What the **** else would I want to do with my cake?

 

When you lose something it's always in the last place you look. Well I obviously won't carry on looking once it's been found...

 

****ing arseholes

 

I named one of my cars because it was a needy, unreliable, cantankerous bitch.

 

My first car was called the blue bucket

Old Ford Fiesta that smelled like petrol inside