Off Topic Bumder

[Treble]

Not just merged word hybrids I find irritating.... these two protestations can usually be guaranteed to mean the exact opposite:

"I'm not going to lie" ... yes you are ... almost certainly ...

"To be honest" ... bollocks are you ... anything but ...

Yesss!

Here's another one... "With all due respect..." (usually followed by something akin to telling you to go fck yourself lol)

 

[Treble]

Lazio looking for goalkeeper

Anybody fat and Racist here?

You're definitely not new here

 

[Spurlock]

People who say 'literally' when that is not the case...nowadays it's a fashion to say it

Stupid ****s

 

[FosseFilberto]

People who say 'literally' when that is not the case...nowadays it's a fashion to say it

Stupid ****s

... and my favourite hate for politicians getting asked a question who start their response with:

"I think what's important is... " ... which generally means they have no intention of answering the actual ****ing question that was put to them

 

[Treble]

People who say 'literally' when that is not the case...nowadays it's a fashion to say it

Stupid ****s

Treble catched. Fck you!

Go take a long jump off a short peer... literally!

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Yesss!

Here's another one... "With all due respect..." (usually followed by something akin to telling you to go fck yourself lol)

Thanks in advance.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Masked Minger.

 

[PINKIE]

People who use the word ‘super’ instead of ‘really’ or ‘very’

Super windy
Super big
Super clean
Etc

****s

 

[DerekTheMole]

Not just merged word hybrids I find irritating.... these two protestations can usually be guaranteed to mean the exact opposite:

"I'm not going to lie" ... yes you are ... almost certainly ...

"To be honest" ... bollocks are you ... anything but ...

"I'm not racist but..."

 

[Skylarker]

No offence but....

Then go on and offend someone.

 

[Willhoops]

"I'm not racist but..."

... my name is Peter Saxton?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

You know what I mean like.

Like, I ain't got nowhere to go.

Like

****s.

 

[Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent]

Ola Amigos

This person called Fossefilberto

Maybe I employ you to write my next book

 

[Commachio]

"I'm not racist but..."

I have a black friend

 

[Commachio]

Ola Amigos

This person called Fossefilberto

Maybe I employ you to write my next book

It'll be a ****ing long book then.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Ola Amigos

This person called Fossefilberto

Maybe I employ you to write my next book

You see a bit of a Luvvy Jorgeous Bender.

 

[Commachio]

You see a bit of a Luvvy Jorgeous Bender.

Bumder?

 

[Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent]

I have a black friend

I have many black clients

They help me make money

Whenever I pay them a voice in my head says 'slave' I can't help this emotion I think my forefathers have much to answer for

I have some black friends too

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Bumder?

More of a Welsh smock ponce.

 

[Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent]

You see a bit of a Luvvy Jorgeous Bender.

Like me, also for you

English not first language?