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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jul 8, 2018.

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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Yesss!

    Here's another one... "With all due respect..." (usually followed by something akin to telling you to go fck yourself lol)
     
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    Treble, Jul 8, 2018
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You're definitely not new here <laugh>
     
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    Treble, Jul 8, 2018
  3. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    People who say 'literally' when that is not the case...nowadays it's a fashion to say it

    Stupid ****s
     
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    Spurlock, Jul 8, 2018
  4. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... and my favourite hate for politicians getting asked a question who start their response with:

    "I think what's important is... " ... which generally means they have no intention of answering the actual ****ing question that was put to them <grr>
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Treble catched. Fck you! <grr>

    Go take a long jump off a short peer... literally! :bandit:
     
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    Treble, Jul 8, 2018
  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Thanks in advance.
     
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  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Masked Minger. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 9, 2018
  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    People who use the word ‘super’ instead of ‘really’ or ‘very’

    Super windy
    Super big
    Super clean
    Etc

    ****s
     
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    PINKIE, Jul 9, 2018
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  9. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    "I'm not racist but..."
     
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    DerekTheMole, Jul 9, 2018
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No offence but....

    Then go on and offend someone.
     
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    Skylarker, Jul 9, 2018
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  11. Willhoops

    Willhoops Well-Known Member

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    ... my name is Peter Saxton?
     
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    Willhoops, Jul 9, 2018
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  12. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You know what I mean like.

    Like, I ain't got nowhere to go.

    Like<ok>

    ****s.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 9, 2018
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  13. Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent

    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent Member

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    Ola Amigos

    This person called Fossefilberto

    Maybe I employ you to write my next book
     
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    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent, Jul 9, 2018
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I have a black friend<laugh>
     
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    Commachio, Jul 9, 2018
  15. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It'll be a ****ing long book then.
     
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    Commachio, Jul 9, 2018
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You see a bit of a Luvvy Jorgeous Bender.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 9, 2018
  17. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bumder?
     
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    Commachio, Jul 9, 2018
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  18. Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent

    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent Member

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    I have many black clients

    They help me make money

    Whenever I pay them a voice in my head says 'slave' I can't help this emotion I think my forefathers have much to answer for

    I have some black friends too
     
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    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent, Jul 9, 2018
  19. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    More of a Welsh smock ponce.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Jul 9, 2018
  20. Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent

    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent Member

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    Like me, also for you

    English not first language?
     
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    Jorgeus Bendes Top Agent, Jul 9, 2018
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