Breakfast

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

^ not got long to go

 

[gas]

I changed things up this morning.

I had a cigarette then tea.

****ing hell you truly are a rebel without a cause.

 

[Gambol]

****ing hell you truly are a rebel without a cause.

I like to think so.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Lentil soup.

Aye, you heard me.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

All Bran

 

[gas]

2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, beans, tomato, mushrooms, 2 toast 2 cups of tea followed by a cigarette.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

celebrating the news ^^

http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/nhs/59407/more-obese-patients-to-get-nhs-weight-loss-surgery

 

[gas]

celebrating the news ^^

http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/nhs/59407/more-obese-patients-to-get-nhs-weight-loss-surgery

I only have that fat **** food once a week.

Fortunately I have a fast metabolism and have never been over weight.

All Bran = Canary food

 

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2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, beans, tomato, mushrooms, 2 toast 2 cups of tea followed by a cigarette.

I knew it - Gas is Irish

 

[gas]

I knew it - Gas is Irish

Ah I see, the ****ing Paddies stole our pubs now the fenian ****s are trying to take credit for our English breakfast.

No Surrender

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Gas is Ron Jeremy.

 

[EDGE.]

Alpen and a banana

 

[gas]

Gas is Ron Jeremy.

Naw, that **** was in over 2000 porn films. Ahv only been in a dozen or so and they're home made.

 

[The Raging Oxter]

Naw, that **** was in over 2000 porn films. Ahv only been in a dozen or so and they're home made.

I have a memory of watching Ron Jeremy on VHS in action along with John Holmes and some blonde. Looked like it might have been from the late 70s. Found it in my father's secret hiding place.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Alpen and a banana

What type of Alpen, Bert?

 

[EDGE.]

The blue pack.

 

[Null]

Granola

 

[Tina.]

rice krispies and a handful of pills

 

[Hash.]

Today being friday im having a fry

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Today being friday im having a fry

I had a full Scottish Breakfast last Sunday, minus the black pudding. Toast and copious amounts of tea. Don't usually have breakfast but my a full breakfast once in a blue moon is gorgeous.