Breakfast

^ not got long to go

 

****ing hell you truly are a rebel without a cause.

 

I like to think so.

 

Lentil soup.

Aye, you heard me.

 

All Bran

 

2 eggs, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, beans, tomato, mushrooms, 2 toast 2 cups of tea followed by a cigarette.

 

celebrating the news ^^

http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/nhs/59407/more-obese-patients-to-get-nhs-weight-loss-surgery

 

I only have that fat **** food once a week.

Fortunately I have a fast metabolism and have never been over weight.

All Bran = Canary food

 

I knew it - Gas is Irish

 

Ah I see, the ****ing Paddies stole our pubs now the fenian ****s are trying to take credit for our English breakfast.

No Surrender

 

Gas is Ron Jeremy.

 

Alpen and a banana

 

Naw, that **** was in over 2000 porn films. Ahv only been in a dozen or so and they're home made.

 

I have a memory of watching Ron Jeremy on VHS in action along with John Holmes and some blonde. Looked like it might have been from the late 70s. Found it in my father's secret hiding place.

 

What type of Alpen, Bert?

 

The blue pack.

 

Granola

 

rice krispies and a handful of pills

 

Today being friday im having a fry

 

I had a full Scottish Breakfast last Sunday, minus the black pudding. Toast and copious amounts of tea. Don't usually have breakfast but my a full breakfast once in a blue moon is gorgeous.