There's jakie on here who manages to hold down a decent job on the continent somewhere. Wish i could remember who he was now.
You're thinking of Morrocan ger. Last I heard he'd moved to India and opened a wee shop exploiting the indigenous population.
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrr yer omelettes, yer macarooooooooooon bars.
Yer Wrigley's spearmint chewing gum.

Takes you back eh.
Like all those spazzy cars around the pitch at Ibrox
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.I googled "***** mobile Ibrox 70s"
I Googled "ER's Motor" and got the same image.
He'll be along in a minute to tell you he doesn't drive you spazzy ***** corrupt copper ****.