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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, Jun 17, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    **** all as usual.

    I'm a man.

    Breakfast is for ****s.
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Almond croissant and a couple of rollies <ok>
     
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  3. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Protein shake (strawberry) bowl of oatmeal and a pint of choclate milk. That was at 6.30 then for the 9 o clock breakfast ihad 4 slices of wholemeal toasted Pint of choclate milk greek yoghurt and 2 poached eggs.


    #biggeststrongestcuntonnot606
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Elephant Steaks washed down with a blue whale smoothie.

    Used a rhino tusk for a tooth pick.

    #kill-large-animals-before-they-kill-you
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Chocolate milk? What age are ye? 5?
     
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Beans on wholemeal toast for this sex god.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Then give the missus her good morning slap across the coupon and it's off to work.
     
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    anybody like the premier inn's breaky?

    I do
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I hate to be pedantic but it's brekkie, not breaky. Breaky is what you get when you have a particularly large ****e.
     
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  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Chocolate milk one of the greatesf sources of protein and also tasty yum yum in my tum



    Yes im 5 and a half
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Nothing wrong with that Hash.

    Fingers is an alcoholic so he does not understand non alcoholic drinks.

    I still love banana milk now and then.
     
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  13. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I'm sure you do, ya old queerhawk
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am no an alkie, am a jakie.
     
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  15. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    There's a subtle difference people don't appreciate that.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Correct.

    Alkies go to meetings. Jakies go to parties.
     
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  17. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> There's jakie on here who manages to hold down a decent job on the continent somewhere. Wish i could remember who he was now.
     
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  18. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Montenegro_Bear
     
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  19. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    It's more of a lifestyle choice really.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, he used to hang around on here. Dunno what happened to him.
     
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