Breakfast

[Bib Fortuna's Maw]

I cannae eat porridge.

I need something a bit more palate cleansing to get rid of the taste of priest spunk.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

calls himself a nationalist too

The **** probably tucks into strawberries and whipped cream while he watches ****y Wimbledon cheering on the British Andy Murray. Probably fancies him in fact.

 

[Patience]

I am non national.

You have just outed yourself as an English wannabe. Hardly surprising considering you live in Edinburgh.

^^^^^^

Born in England, pretends he's Scottish.

 

[Patience]

FFS ST, I'll be gettin' the ****in' jail for 4 months and deported for you posting that ****e. ****ing inconsiderate ****.

 

[Toby]

Breakfast is for ****s.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

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I rest my case.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

^^^^^^

Born in England, pretends he's Scottish.

Fraid not Nigel wannabe.

I am non national. Maybe that will get through that thick skull of yours some day but I doubt it.

Nationalism is strictly for intolerant jingoistic patronising self centred and obnoxious and obstreperous ****ers.

Jus look at Salmond and Sturgeon.

 

[gas]

My secret shame as a Scotsman is that I canny stand porridge. Don't tell anybody.

^^^^^

Nae a real Scotsman.

Ah had Porridge the day.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Special K for this Bear

 

[Gambol]

^^^^^

Nae a real Scotsman.

Ah had Porridge the day.

I told that **** not to tell anybody

 

[Deleted 1]

Special K for this Bear

And me - well when i remember to actually have breakfast

 

[DevAdvocate]

And me - well when i remember to actually have breakfast

I'm also partial to Porridge (with maple syrup) and Sugar Free Muesli.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Granola for me and strawberries

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I'm also partial to Porridge (with maple syrup) and Sugar Free Muesli.

Another closet Nigel. Syrup on porridge ffs.

Every **** on here is English except me.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Another closet Nigel. Syrup on porridge ffs.

Every **** on here is English except me.

Can't stand salt on my Oats, makes me vomit.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

can't wait to pop my porridge cherry

 

[The Raging Oxter]

I often have veggie sausages on a roll for brekkie.

Cereal with milk is for fat American ****s.

 

[User Deleted]

You shouldn't be adding any condiments to porridge, buncha ****in wimmen

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

what kind of veggie sausage?

 

[Gambol]

Porridge is ****in bowfin.

If you do eat breakfast (I don't) it is a crackin way to start the day. I did go through a period of force feeding myself porridge in the morning. Energy to burn all day.