Breakfast

Thanks. It isny easy but I struggle ever onward.

 

Porridge with sugar and a wee pinch of salt is lovely.

 

Another little Englander. No sugar with porridge.

 

ER just eats dry oats.

It's the only thing he's got in common with a horse (according to his wife).

 

Incorrect.

 

Why the long face?

 

It's true, his ex missus has nothing but nice things to say about him.

 

*Neigh.

 

Such as "He used to have a lot of money. He doesn't now but he's coping".

 

Still not my ex yet.

Getting there though.

Still at least I was married and loved and lost, better than being a sad lonely **** in a bedsit in Edinburgh who has never loved anyone apart from his hand.

 

1. I don't live in Edinburgh

2. I don't live in a bedsit

&

3. I just realised you weren't talking about me.

 

Unlike St (and Jobby) you have a sense of humour though Venom.

 

The divorce part of it is pretty ****, though.

Tina seems to like it. She's done it 3 times already

 

Gas is on his 9th marriage ffs.

A glutton for punishment.

Or more likely just a thick moronic ****.

 

Aye, your wife, your money, your house...

 

And the tiny amount of dignity he had left.

 

Still co-owners of house.

You never fail to fail Tarquin.

Oh and look your bum chum is right behind you.

 

True dat.

Canny mind who, but it was a Scottish football manager, who said (paraphrasing) find some bitch you don't like and giver her yer house and car and half yer bank account. Cuts oot several years of pain and the net result is the same.

 

Neil Lennon?

 

You, sir, are what is known in common parlance as a ****in idiot.