Breakfast

I cannae eat porridge.

I need something a bit more palate cleansing to get rid of the taste of priest spunk.

 

The **** probably tucks into strawberries and whipped cream while he watches ****y Wimbledon cheering on the British Andy Murray. Probably fancies him in fact.

 

^^^^^^

Born in England, pretends he's Scottish.

 

FFS ST, I'll be gettin' the ****in' jail for 4 months and deported for you posting that ****e. ****ing inconsiderate ****.

 

Breakfast is for ****s.

 

I rest my case.

 

Fraid not Nigel wannabe.

I am non national. Maybe that will get through that thick skull of yours some day but I doubt it.

Nationalism is strictly for intolerant jingoistic patronising self centred and obnoxious and obstreperous ****ers.

Jus look at Salmond and Sturgeon.

 

^^^^^

Nae a real Scotsman.

Ah had Porridge the day.

 

Special K for this Bear

 

I told that **** not to tell anybody

 

And me - well when i remember to actually have breakfast

 

I'm also partial to Porridge (with maple syrup) and Sugar Free Muesli.

 

Granola for me and strawberries

 

Another closet Nigel. Syrup on porridge ffs.

Every **** on here is English except me.

 

Can't stand salt on my Oats, makes me vomit.

 

can't wait to pop my porridge cherry

 

I often have veggie sausages on a roll for brekkie.

Cereal with milk is for fat American ****s.

 

You shouldn't be adding any condiments to porridge, buncha ****in wimmen

 

what kind of veggie sausage?

 

Porridge is ****in bowfin.

If you do eat breakfast (I don't) it is a crackin way to start the day. I did go through a period of force feeding myself porridge in the morning. Energy to burn all day.