Am i right in saying that after this weekends games we could be bottom ? or indeed 12th
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normally with three fingers clenched and the first finger outstretched and with thumb up ,pretty standard i think
[QUOTE="Funky,Love bottom me.[/QUOTE]
Didn't think you were that way inclined marra..
Didn't think you were that way inclined marra..
Didn't think you were that way inclined marra..
[/QUOTE]The moral of this story is don't bend over in front of him.
The moral of this story is don't bend over in front of him.Didn't think you were that way inclined marra..
[/QUOTE]That one cracked me up...better than up me crack I suppose..
Hey I love my lasses arse. Nee shame in being an arse man. It's hairy arse men who should be ashamed and this is what I tell my gay friends.
Hey I love my lasses arse. Nee shame in being an arse man. It's hairy arse men who should be ashamed and this is what I tell my gay friends.
are you a waxer Bri? Never had you down as the type.
I'm an arse and legs man myself, not overly fussed if she's got great jugs but the legs and arse have got to be bangin. Something that's often to my detriment in the gym when I get caught staring.
Never had you down as the type.
I'm an arse and legs man myself, not overly fussed if she's got great jugs but the legs and arse have got to be bangin. Something that's often to my detriment in the gym when I get caught staring.
There's this lass who goes to my gym who genuinely has one of the most perfectly formed arses I have ever seen. The other day she walked through the free weights area in a skimpy training outfit. Literally every lad was staring at her but no-one wanted to admit it. Then one of them just said "Fook me, she's just created a new forest, that lass." Was probably the highlight of the year so far.
Can't beat a confident bird in the gym, there's one or two in my gym and I'll tell you straight up mate, I have no idea what their faces look like I've not even looked at that part yet.
They know it though, which winds me up a bit, there was one who come into our gym a few months back who thought she was perfect, she was doing some clean and press and when she went for water I took her barbell collars off and she didn't notice, the next time she picked the barbell up she was all over the place, her plates slid off the bar and she looked a ****ing idiot and about 12 of us were stood there pissing ourselves
Never had you down as the type.
I'm an arse and legs man myself, not overly fussed if she's got great jugs but the legs and arse have got to be bangin. Something that's often to my detriment in the gym when I get caught staring.
I'm a hair remove yeah. but round my genitals. Not ken doll smooth but something tidy. Need to start waxing the base of my back to be honest. I've got a hairline creeping up with age. So looks like I'm going to have to start on my sack back and crack. My Lady epilates. It's got to the point where most the follicles on her legs have died and she gets in most part permanently smooth legs.
I'm all about body shape with me mate. Got to be an hour glass. My lass was size 16 when we met, now she's a size 8, but that hourglass figure still remains.
Can't beat a confident bird in the gym, there's one or two in my gym and I'll tell you straight up mate, I have no idea what their faces look like I've not even looked at that part yet.
They know it though, which winds me up a bit, there was one who come into our gym a few months back who thought she was perfect, she was doing some clean and press and when she went for water I took her barbell collars off and she didn't notice, the next time she picked the barbell up she was all over the place, her plates slid off the bar and she looked a ****ing idiot and about 12 of us were stood there pissing ourselves
Haha that's quality mate, sometimes these lasses need taking down a peg or two like. It's hilarious when they come in with full make-up on and their hair done, like they're going for a night on the tiles. Like you say, I doubt many people will be looking at their faces anyway...
Not sure if 12th is mathematically possibly with the fixtures but 3 points added to our tally would take us 12th.
I fear the knives will be out at the Burnley game as I see nothing but defeat at Spurs
I fear the knives will be out at the Burnley game as I see nothing but defeat at Spurs
Got to stay nice and trim for the ladies mate, even if it's the same lady, there's no excuse for complacency... good man!