Boredom

[Gil T Azell]

Nowt to do with footy but bored,bored, bored, bored.

I give you "The Hokey Cokey" by Shakespeare.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
Mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! a wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessid dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the Poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

 

[biggeordiedave]

I prefer the newer one.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Nowt to do with footy but bored,bored, bored, bored.

I give you "The Hokey Cokey" by Shakespeare.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
Mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! a wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessid dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the Poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

Can I have some of what you've been drinking marra?

 

[biggeordiedave]

Can I have some of what you've been drinking marra?

I'm sure you'll have some floor polish somewhere.

 

[MrRAWhite]

I'm sure you'll have some floor polish somewhere.

Is that a low-grade brand of vodka?...

 

[biggeordiedave]

Had some of that in Poland once, and I mean really low grade. It could've stripped the chrome off your bike.

 

[billofengland]

Thank **** I didnt pass my eleven plus.

 

[Pontsafc]

You know what Shakespeare said about his wife? Ann hath a way like know woman I know hath.

 

[Nads]

Had some of that in Poland once, and I mean really low grade. It could've stripped the chrome off your bike.

We have cars in Sunderland mate

 

[Commachio]

Nowt to do with footy but bored,bored, bored, bored.

I give you "The Hokey Cokey" by Shakespeare.

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
Mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! a wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
Blessid dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the Poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

obviously im not as bored as you

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

This is what we need on our board, some class and culture, maybe we have found our own poet laureate

 

[Not_cricket]

I prefer Edwrd Lear with his owl and pussycat. Had to do shakespear at school and found him boring as well as fiddling with the truth