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  1. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Nowt to do with footy but bored,bored, bored, bored.

    I give you "The Hokey Cokey" by Shakespeare.

    O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
    Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
    Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
    Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
    Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
    Mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
    To spin! a wilde release from Heaven's yoke.
    Blessid dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
    The Hoke, the Poke -- banish now thy doubt
    Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
     
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    Gil T Azell, Jun 1, 2011
  2. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    I prefer the newer one.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jun 1, 2011
  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Can I have some of what you've been drinking marra? <laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 1, 2011
  4. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    I'm sure you'll have some floor polish somewhere.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jun 1, 2011
  5. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Is that a low-grade brand of vodka?...<laugh>
     
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    MrRAWhite, Jun 1, 2011
  6. biggeordiedave

    biggeordiedave Active Member

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    Had some of that in Poland once, and I mean really low grade. It could've stripped the chrome off your bike.
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jun 1, 2011
  7. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Thank **** I didnt pass my eleven plus.
     
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    billofengland, Jun 1, 2011
  8. Pontsafc

    Pontsafc Active Member

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    You know what Shakespeare said about his wife? Ann hath a way like know woman I know hath.
     
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    Pontsafc, Jun 1, 2011
  9. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    We have cars in Sunderland mate ;)
     
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    Nads, Jun 2, 2011
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    obviously im not as bored as you
     
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    Commachio, Jun 2, 2011

  11. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    This is what we need on our board, some class and culture, maybe we have found our own poet laureate
     
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    Steven Royston O'Neill, Jun 2, 2011
  12. Not_cricket

    Not_cricket Active Member

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    I prefer Edwrd Lear with his owl and pussycat. Had to do shakespear at school and found him boring as well as fiddling with the truth
     
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    Not_cricket, Jun 2, 2011

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