Board Meltdowns

[Tobes]

If it helps at all, I could always introduce Bluey to my mate Rupert?

Rupert has enough for the pair of you

 

[gooner4ever]

If it helps at all, I could always introduce Bluey to my mate Rupert?

Hiag that would be so good if you do that for Blueballs - that's his coming out moniker. I hope he appreciates the kind offer you made and doesn't disappear back in to the closet as Chelsea didn't win tonight

 

[gooner4ever]

chelsea boards are borinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, about as boring as watching them play.

never any meltdowns.

maybe it has something to do with the majority being plastic fans? idk

Can you please respect the difficult time that Blueballs is having - what with wrestling with his sexual frustrations and Chelsea being ****. Please be kind to him as we don't want him to flounce off now do we

 

[Blueman]

So you aren't denying that you have a little thing for Stan - good for you.

i hope your fellow Chelsea fans (all 3 of them that post) back you in your quest.

No, don't worry. I won't get between you two.

 

[Blueman]

Can you please respect the difficult time that Blueballs is having - what with wrestling with his sexual frustrations and Chelsea being ****. Please be kind to him as we don't want him to flounce off now do we

Whoa! What's with the attack on me then?

 

[Stan]

I think you would be better off looking after yourself after the day you've had Noel. Your off to Spain? Well, lucky old Spain. Remember, you're a coward, so make sure someone is there to look after you.

Random!

 

[Stan]

I agree Tobes. I'll be the bigger man and end it there. He won't though. Sorry if we've pissed you all off.

Last post!

 

[FosseFilberto]

If it helps at all, I could always introduce Bluey to my mate Rupert?

Rupert's a cock (probably yours)

 

[gooner4ever]

No, don't worry. I won't get between you two.

That just sounds like denial

you need to stop hurting yourself and do something about it.



Maybe get a new team to follow

 

[Stan]

If it helps at all, I could always introduce Bluey to my mate Rupert?

Does Rupert own a dictionary?

 

[Blueman]

Last post!

No. I'm just dropping the crap with you.

 

[Stan]

No. I'm just dropping the crap with you.

Fair enough Bluey. Do you want me to send you a postcard?

 

[Blueman]

Fair enough Bluey. Do you want me to send you a postcard?

Nah, you're alright Noel.

 

[Blueman]

That just sounds like denial

you need to stop hurting yourself and do something about it.



Maybe get a new team to follow

Hate to point this out, but as **** as we've been, we've had 6 points of you lot. Just saying.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Rupert's a cock (probably yours)

I call mine "Little HIAG."

And when I say "little" I mean it in the same sense that John was known as "little" John.

 

[Spurlock]

lads, lads...you are only supposed to record meltdowns on this thread, not give us ****ing demos


carry on though

 

[gooner4ever]

I call mine "Little HIAG."

And when I say "little" I mean it in the same sense that John was known as "little" John.

Its a little known Fakt that Little John although tall in stature was in fact tiny in endowment

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Its a little known Fakt that Little John although tall in stature was in fact tiny in endowment

What version of the Tales of Robin Hood were you taught at school?

 

[Stan]

Its a little known Fakt that Little John although tall in stature was in fact tiny in endowment

That might explain why he shags his team mates' girlfriends.

Bluey, I'll save you the trouble of completely not getting a bit of banter: "Giggs shagged his sister in law, the facking plastic Manc kant".

Cheers Bluey.

 

[Blueman]

That might explain why he shags his team mates' girlfriends.

Bluey, I'll save you the trouble of completely not getting a bit of banter: "Giggs shagged his sister in law, the facking plastic Manc kant".

Cheers Bluey.

Bye Noel.