Board Meltdowns

Rupert has enough for the pair of you

 

Hiag that would be so good if you do that for Blueballs - that's his coming out moniker. I hope he appreciates the kind offer you made and doesn't disappear back in to the closet as Chelsea didn't win tonight

 

Can you please respect the difficult time that Blueballs is having - what with wrestling with his sexual frustrations and Chelsea being ****. Please be kind to him as we don't want him to flounce off now do we

 

No, don't worry. I won't get between you two.

 

Whoa! What's with the attack on me then?

 

Random!

 

Last post!

 

Rupert's a cock (probably yours)

 

That just sounds like denial

you need to stop hurting yourself and do something about it.



Maybe get a new team to follow

 

Does Rupert own a dictionary?

 

No. I'm just dropping the crap with you.

 

Fair enough Bluey. Do you want me to send you a postcard?

 

Nah, you're alright Noel.

 

Hate to point this out, but as **** as we've been, we've had 6 points of you lot. Just saying.

 

I call mine "Little HIAG."

And when I say "little" I mean it in the same sense that John was known as "little" John.

 

lads, lads...you are only supposed to record meltdowns on this thread, not give us ****ing demos


carry on though

 

Its a little known Fakt that Little John although tall in stature was in fact tiny in endowment

 

What version of the Tales of Robin Hood were you taught at school?

 

That might explain why he shags his team mates' girlfriends.

Bluey, I'll save you the trouble of completely not getting a bit of banter: "Giggs shagged his sister in law, the facking plastic Manc kant".

Cheers Bluey.

 

Bye Noel.