Board Meltdowns

A restraining order....

or some paracetamol

 

Surely a dog with a chew toy feels a chew toy?

 

Ha. You could be right.

 

No. It's knowing the toy is inferior.

 

Cheers Stan for the link
it it was a funny read.
Pitch invasions remembered by sad old ****ers as being the glory days of football hooliganism - just so sad really.

 

..always look for the kite mark ..I know I do

 

To be fair, my exchanges with Pixie have been far less aggressive, and with some fantastic displays of wum-mastery on my behalf (none, I am sure, will ever forget my masturbating monkey anaolgy). This Stan/Bluey bust-up is just... well, nasty.

 

As I've said before, they're caricatures of a time best forgotten!

 

Sucking up to your new pal I see Noel.

 

I think you have a little thing for Stan.
Is it unrequited love and is that why you are Blue ?

Look its 2016 and peoples attitudes to homosexuality have changed from when you were young so feel free to come out. We will all support you and admire your honesty

 

To be fair, I don't think I've been nasty to the old fella. I recognised a long time ago that he is a manchild of extremely limited intelligence. I've therefore chosen to mock rather than insult him.

I take all of his "you've had a shocker, you've taken a battering" hysteria as anyone would when a child is flailing around having an I hate you tantrum. I don't even mind the occasional "cretin" or "stupid prick" comment as I know it's nothing personal as it's how he speaks to the milkman, his social worker etc.

I don't really think it's anything like you and Piskie. The pair of you have a special bond. I'm just a support mechanism for Bluey. As long as I respond he still knows he's relevant. If I do **** off to Spain tomorrow I am going to hold you solely responsible for looking after Bluey!

 

I'm sure he'll appreciate your support. It seems he has quite a thing for you.

 

Windmill!

 

I think you would be better off looking after yourself after the day you've had Noel. Your off to Spain? Well, lucky old Spain. Remember, you're a coward, so make sure someone is there to look after you.

 

Tulip!!!

 

Feckkkkin caarrrrntttsss

 

If it helps at all, I could always introduce Bluey to my mate Rupert?

 

So you aren't denying that you have a little thing for Stan - good for you.

i hope your fellow Chelsea fans (all 3 of them that post) back you in your quest.

 

I agree Tobes. I'll be the bigger man and end it there. He won't though. Sorry if we've pissed you all off.

 

chelsea boards are borinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, about as boring as watching them play.

never any meltdowns.

maybe it has something to do with the majority being plastic fans? idk