Board Meltdowns

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  • Liverpool

  • Man Utd

  • Swans

  • Saints

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Cheers Stan for the link :)
it it was a funny read.
Pitch invasions remembered by sad old ****ers as being the glory days of football hooliganism - just so sad really.
 
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This is like HIAG and Piskie all over again! :bandit:

To be fair, my exchanges with Pixie have been far less aggressive, and with some fantastic displays of wum-mastery on my behalf (none, I am sure, will ever forget my masturbating monkey anaolgy). This Stan/Bluey bust-up is just... well, nasty.
 
Cheers Stan for the link :)
it it was a funny read.
Pitch invasions remembered by sad old ****ers as being the glory days of football hooliganism - just so sad really.
As I've said before, they're caricatures of a time best forgotten!
 
Sucking up to your new pal I see Noel.

I think you have a little thing for Stan.
Is it unrequited love and is that why you are Blue ?

Look its 2016 and peoples attitudes to homosexuality have changed from when you were young so feel free to come out. We will all support you and admire your honesty:)
 
To be fair, my exchanges with Pixie have been far less aggressive, and with some fantastic displays of wum-mastery on my behalf (none, I am sure, will ever forget my masturbating monkey anaolgy). This Stan/Bluey bust-up is just... well, nasty.
To be fair, I don't think I've been nasty to the old fella. I recognised a long time ago that he is a manchild of extremely limited intelligence. I've therefore chosen to mock rather than insult him.

I take all of his "you've had a shocker, you've taken a battering" hysteria as anyone would when a child is flailing around having an I hate you tantrum. I don't even mind the occasional "cretin" or "stupid prick" comment as I know it's nothing personal as it's how he speaks to the milkman, his social worker etc.

I don't really think it's anything like you and Piskie. The pair of you have a special bond. I'm just a support mechanism for Bluey. As long as I respond he still knows he's relevant. If I do **** off to Spain tomorrow I am going to hold you solely responsible for looking after Bluey!
 
I think you have a little thing for Stan.
Is it unrequited love and is that why you are Blue ?

Look its 2016 and peoples attitudes to homosexuality have changed from when you were young so feel free to come out. We will all support you and admire your honesty:)

I'm sure he'll appreciate your support. It seems he has quite a thing for you. :emoticon-0100-smile
 
To be fair, I don't think I've been nasty to the old fella. I recognised a long time ago that he is a manchild of extremely limited intelligence. I've therefore chosen to mock rather than insult him.

I take all of his "you've had a shocker, you've taken a battering" hysteria as anyone would when a child is flailing around having an I hate you tantrum. I don't even mind the occasional "cretin" or "stupid prick" comment as I know it's nothing personal as it's how he speaks to the milkman, his social worker etc.

I don't really think it's anything like you and Piskie. The pair of you have a special bond. I'm just a support mechanism for Bluey. As long as I respond he still knows he's relevant. If I do **** off to Spain tomorrow I am going to hold you solely responsible for looking after Bluey!

I think you would be better off looking after yourself after the day you've had Noel. Your off to Spain? Well, lucky old Spain. Remember, you're a coward, so make sure someone is there to look after you.
 
I'm sure he'll appreciate your support. It seems he has quite a thing for you. :emoticon-0100-smile

So you aren't denying that you have a little thing for Stan - good for you.

i hope your fellow Chelsea fans (all 3 of them that post) back you in your quest.
 
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chelsea boards are borinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, about as boring as watching them play.

never any meltdowns.

maybe it has something to do with the majority being plastic fans? idk