Board Meltdowns

[Hoddle is a god]

Well, that both surprises and disappoints me, in equal measure.

 

[Treble]

Well, that both surprises and disappoints me, in equal measure.

Well at least you haven't been banned. Silver linings and all that

 

[PINKIE]

Well at least you haven't been banned. Silver linings and all that

I think he must be aiming to get back to his old position before the changes on here, where he was banned from just about every board

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I think he must be aiming to get back to his old position before the changes on here, where he was banned from just about every board

Nope, just the two juvenile boards: Mousers and Gooners.

 

[Big Ern]

It's not hard to get banned from the Mousers board

 

[Hoddle is a god]

It's not hard to get banned from the Mousers board

You're not wrong, there, Big Ern!


I was banned for daring to suggest that Benitez was going to get the sack - yes, it was that long ago!

Okay, so I might have mentioned something about LFC being bankrupt, and liable to go into Administration - none of us foresaw the Yanks being gifted the club for a bargain-basement price by the bank!

Those Mousers had no ****ing humour whatsoever!

 

[PINKIE]

Nope, just the two juvenile boards: Mousers and Gooners.

Is that because they let you back on the Chavs board after your sycophantic Maureen arse licking ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Nope. I've been back on the Chelsea board for a while.

 

[PINKIE]

Licking arse because they let you back, I see

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Nope. I've always taken the piss out The Smug One, as any non-wum observer of my posts will know. I use Mourhino when it is expedient for me to do so, in order to better take the piss out of Wenger.

Like him, or loathe him, Mourhino is a master wum.

 

[PINKIE]

It doesn't surprise me that you think he's a master wum, because it's the same story with you.
Whilst he thinks he's on the wind up, everybody else is taking the piss out of him

 

[goonercymraeg]

Where does everyone stand on a pie sandwhich? I've brought this subject up before and a lot have never been to this sanwhich nirvana.

Beef and onion works best with brown sauce.

Have you tried a Cornish pasty between two slices of toast ?

 

[PINKIE]

Have you tried a Cornish pasty between two slices of toast ?

That's what I had for my dinner ! Down here we call that Cordon Bleu

 

[Lee263]

That's what I had for my dinner ! Down here we call that Cordon Bleu

I wonder what HIAG's mum made for his tea?

 

[PINKIE]

I wonder what HIAG's mum made for his tea?

Those little fish shaped nuggets and chips probably. I can picture him now 'That one's Piskie ! That one's Lee ! That's one's Trick_WHUFC !' as he angrily stabs them with his plastic fork.

 

[Tobes]

I wonder what HIAG's mum made for his tea?

She gets pissed on a Sunday afternoon and goes for a lie down with 'Uncle' Bill, so he'll have helped himself to a peanut butter sandwich and have nibbled on it whilst hearing his Ma's headboard rattling off the living room wall.

He'll be sat in the corner now......rocking.

 

[luvgonzo]

Have you tried a Cornish pasty between two slices of toast ?

Sounds terrible but I'm pushing a pie butty here so will give it a go. What condiment do you suggest.

 

[PINKIE]

Sounds terrible but I'm pushing a pie butty here so will give it a go. What condiment do you suggest.

We've got our own little special recipe using all natural ingredients. It looks a bit like tartre sauce. but instead we use seagull **** and seaweed. If you mix in enough vinegar, it almost hides the taste of the ****

 

[goonercymraeg]

Sounds terrible but I'm pushing a pie butty here so will give it a go. What condiment do you suggest.

HP sauce

 

[luvgonzo]

It's not hard to get banned from the Mousers board

How come I'm still allowed on there then?