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Board Meltdowns

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle Is A Gob, Oct 7, 2014.

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Which board kicks off first?

  1. Liverpool

  2. Man Utd

  3. Swans

  4. Saints

  5. Hull

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  1. Well, that both surprises and disappoints me, in equal measure.
     
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  2. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Well at least you haven't been banned. Silver linings and all that <laugh>
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I think he must be aiming to get back to his old position before the changes on here, where he was banned from just about every board <laugh>
     
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  4. Nope, just the two juvenile boards: Mousers and Gooners.
    <ok>
     
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  5. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    It's not hard to get banned from the Mousers board
     
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  6. You're not wrong, there, Big Ern!
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    I was banned for daring to suggest that Benitez was going to get the sack - yes, it was that long ago!

    Okay, so I might have mentioned something about LFC being bankrupt, and liable to go into Administration - none of us foresaw the Yanks being gifted the club for a bargain-basement price by the bank!

    Those Mousers had no ****ing humour whatsoever!
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Is that because they let you back on the Chavs board after your sycophantic Maureen arse licking ?
     
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  8. Nope. I've been back on the Chelsea board for a while.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Licking arse because they let you back, I see <ok>
     
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  10. Nope. I've always taken the piss out The Smug One, as any non-wum observer of my posts will know. I use Mourhino when it is expedient for me to do so, in order to better take the piss out of Wenger.

    Like him, or loathe him, Mourhino is a master wum.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    It doesn't surprise me that you think he's a master wum, because it's the same story with you.
    Whilst he thinks he's on the wind up, everybody else is taking the piss out of him :tongue:
     
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  12. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    Have you tried a Cornish pasty between two slices of toast ?
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's what I had for my dinner ! Down here we call that Cordon Bleu <ok>
     
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  14. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    I wonder what HIAG's mum made for his tea?
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Those little fish shaped nuggets and chips probably. I can picture him now 'That one's Piskie ! That one's Lee ! That's one's Trick_WHUFC !' as he angrily stabs them with his plastic fork. :tongue:
     
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  16. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    She gets pissed on a Sunday afternoon and goes for a lie down with 'Uncle' Bill, so he'll have helped himself to a peanut butter sandwich and have nibbled on it whilst hearing his Ma's headboard rattling off the living room wall.

    He'll be sat in the corner now......rocking.
     
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  17. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sounds terrible but I'm pushing a pie butty here so will give it a go. What condiment do you suggest.
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    We've got our own little special recipe using all natural ingredients. It looks a bit like tartre sauce. but instead we use seagull **** and seaweed. If you mix in enough vinegar, it almost hides the taste of the **** <ok>
     
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  19. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    HP sauce <ok>
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    How come I'm still allowed on there then?
     
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