Erm, I'm a Geordie mate... Anyways, it's not shallow, it should be a crime what I'm doing. I hate the ****er, always have and always will. I'll use him for what I can get out of him, absolutely. He deserves it for the way he treated my mother
Am I right in thinking that you're a Sunderland fan from Newcastle, SAFC83? Most people that I know use the terms Mackem and Geordie for the clubs' fans, regardless of where they're from. Not entirely accurate, admittedly.
Leave this one to me, lads. I learned a lot about their dialect whilst wandering around on the Sunderland board, offering my sympathies at a time of recent crisis. I'll deal with this... Safc83 lad! Aalreet , me friend! Hoo are things? Ah hear tha yee might be coming into an inheritance. Well, weh Southern lads waad leik te get wor thieving hands on aal of it, so please kindly hand it ower . There's a canny good chap!
I'm from South Tyneside. Half way between Newcastle and Sunderland. North Tyneside is all Newcastle, South Tyneside is 50/50. We are all Geordies though. People from County Durham are Mackems and that's also a 50/50 split. So at the games on a Saturday, there's thousands of Geordies at the Stadium Of Light and vice versa.
A Chav! That's a bit of an insult, leik . Ahm real salt o the Earth, me, marra . Ah could wrestle a whippet in me braces without a flat cap, if Aa'd te , myek ne mistake aboot tha , lad! So, stop wi the Jessie taak an hand ower the cash!
I don't know anybody that talks like that! There's probably still a few kicking about that do, but they will be on North Tyneside, a place I'm not really familiar with. Newcastle supporters, not Sunderland.
See, when I talk like that on the Sunderland board, they don't bat an eye-lid. I pass as one of the natives. Mind, it has taken me quite a while to master the language, of course.
Being a Geordie or a Mackem has nothing to do with which football team you support. It's the area you are from.