Off Topic blatant racism

**** ironing, I hang my shirts on a hanger in the shower room, take a hot shower et voila, no creases. Hair dryers work too.

 

Nice hack bro, the only thing I iron is shirts so will try this, rest comes out the tumble dryer and shaken and folded = jobs good

 

I bleed the radiators. Surely that excuses me from all housework?

 

I know how to do everything, I just don't want to so I'll throw £50 a week at someone to do it for me

 

50 quid a week?

That's an illegal immigrant wage ffs

 

See, you want to do it now as well

 

Haha nah honestly I would want someone cleaning my house for me, deffo not someone I didn't know well anyway.

If anyone's finding that Q I lost its ****ing me

 

I make my kids (11 thru 15) wash their own clothes. First time I did my own was few weeks into uni. Wasn't exactly hard, no one showed me, it's not exactly rocket science.

 

I only buy shirts and trousers now that are "non iron". I can iron, did it for years... Just would rather not, waste of time when so many clothes are wrinkle free these days.

 

I have an American wife, which means she's is absolutely useless around the house. American women are messy and lazy.

Essential to do things myself or I'd never have anything clean.

 

Totally self sufficient

Can do everything myself

Only ever needed a woman to have Babies and for Sex

 

Preach mah niggahs

 

Yeah, and I can use my left hand, and probably would have been better off without babies.