Off Topic blatant racism

[Commachio]

Easier to pay someone to do your worrying I reckon.

Or just laziness?

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Or just laziness?

It was a joke, Comm.

 

[Commachio]

It was a joke, Comm.

my bad.

but you have to wonder where basic skills have gone.

plenty still alive judging by the food fred, but the basics. I bet metths weeps when his light bulb blows, hiag cries when Macs is closed,

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

my bad.

but you have to wonder where basic skills have gone.

plenty still alive judging by the food fred, but the basics. I bet metths weeps when his light bulb blows, hiag cries when Macs is closed,

People called 999 when KFC ran out of chicken. I’d probably google a YouTube video for most things around the house if I had no other option.

 

[Archers Road]

I’ve mastered the washing machine. Dishwasher is easy. Take the bins out fine. Even a modest vacuumer. Just the ****ing iron to go and I’ll be quite the modern man.

I had never ironed a shirt in my life until I got divorced at the age of 40. It’s never too late to learn. Don’t try it when you’re pissed though, or hungover.

 

[Sucky]

I had never ironed a shirt in my life until I got divorced at the age of 40. It’s never too late to learn. Don’t try it when you’re pissed though, or hungover.

That's mad

My Mrs is ****ing useless, if I ask her to make me a cup of tea I get looked at like I'm whipping her 400 years ago

Looks good though and shes lovely on the inside too but utterly useless as a housewife

 

[Commachio]

People called 999 when KFC ran out of chicken. I’d probably google a YouTube video for most things around the house if I had no other option.

haha, i heard the other day, each 999 call costs us on average 290 quid. ****s

 

[Commachio]

I had never ironed a shirt in my life until I got divorced at the age of 40. It’s never too late to learn. Don’t try it when you’re pissed though, or hungover.

i treat ironing like swimming, i hate doing both.

 

[Saintmagic]

I do basically nothing house work wise. Cleaner comes once a week does all my washing, ironing, dishwasher, bed sheets and general cleaning. I’d probably pay her double what she actually gets if she demanded it, **** having to do that **** myself

 

[Archers Road]

i treat ironing like swimming, i hate doing both.

I don’t mind swimming, but only in the sea. **** going in a pool full of lethal levels of chlorine that they pumped in to kill other people piss and germs.

I’d probably still prefer that to ironing though.

 

[Commachio]

I don’t mind swimming, but only in the sea. **** going in a pool full of lethal levels of chlorine that they pumped in to kill other people piss and germs.

I’d probably still prefer that to ironing though.

i used to be a good swimmer, always **** at ironing...

 

[Milk and Kebabs]

i treat ironing like swimming, i hate doing both.

It's easier if you get out the water before ironing... Plus safer if you use an electric iron.

 

[PINKIE]

**** me can someone tell Comm to get a bird in his life, I'm on ignore


You just know he sits in his pants ****ing to that with 14p lager dribbling down his chest

 

[Stan]

I had never ironed a shirt in my life until I got divorced at the age of 40. It’s never too late to learn. Don’t try it when you’re pissed though, or hungover.

I still don't exactly know how to use a washing machine. I have a basic grasp of how they work but not 100% certain where the powder and little blue squeezy things are supposed to go.

 

[Willhoops]

Learnt most of the cleaning type stuff, it's amazing how grateful how a woman can be if you can put a wash on, even better if it's done a cycle in the tumble dryer

 

[PINKIE]

I still don't exactly know how to use a washing machine. I have a basic grasp of how they work but not 100% certain where the powder and little blue squeezy things are supposed to go.

@brb

 

[Sharpe*]

Too many peeps bothered about settling down with celebs and having romantic weekends away in Chester... **** sake, I couldn’t give a **** if every part of this is fake, I’d eat a fresh chod right outta that dirty dirty ass.

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I'd shag it but that arse isn't right.

I'd tell her afterwards.

 

[Blueman]

I still don't exactly know how to use a washing machine. I have a basic grasp of how they work but not 100% certain where the powder and little blue squeezy things are supposed to go.

I do mate. Stick the liquid in and set it to 10. No problem.

 

[Sucky]

These last few pages make me happy I left home young and had to fend for myself. Also that my mum had me doing ironing, hoovering, dishes, and all that **** as a child before I left.

Mate of mine (still at his mums) has literally everything done for him, cooked meals, clean clothes and all that, his mum went away for 2weeks last year and he called me round for a spliff, when I got there there's a massive pile of clothes near the washing machine

I'm like "bang that in the washer bro wtf"

He's like "I can't I've never used it"
the man's 29 ffs

I find that **** crazy tbh, never needed a woman to do anything for me and I like it that way, means I can **** them off when I want and still be alive a week later

****ing useless ****s

 

[Blueman]

I had never ironed a shirt in my life until I got divorced at the age of 40. It’s never too late to learn. Don’t try it when you’re pissed though, or hungover.

Good advice. Came home pissed up when I was a youngster living at home. Decided that I needed a shave, and ended up looking like I been 10 rounds with Tyson. Bad move.