These last few pages make me happy I left home young and had to fend for myself. Also that my mum had me doing ironing, hoovering, dishes, and all that **** as a child before I left.
Mate of mine (still at his mums) has literally everything done for him, cooked meals, clean clothes and all that, his mum went away for 2weeks last year and he called me round for a spliff, when I got there there's a massive pile of clothes near the washing machine
I'm like "bang that in the washer bro wtf"
He's like "I can't I've never used it"

the man's 29 ffs
I find that **** crazy tbh, never needed a woman to do anything for me and I like it that way, means I can **** them off when I want and still be alive a week later
****ing useless ****s