Off Topic BISCUITS

I would be a proper porker if I didn't train, always hungry.

If I could eat what I wanted at all times and not put on weight, I reckon I'd probably put away about 36 inches of Subway every day, about 10 Krispy Kreme donuts, pack of hob nobs, chips and burger from 5 guys every night for dinner... jesus I'd be about 40 stone by the end of the year if I didn't care about being fat.
my missus has got me going swimming tonight, says im getting a bit of a belly on me, cheeky cnut!
Im in 34 waist trousers.
Yeah all right they leave a red mark when i take them off but at least my arse don't sag like hers and my moobs hold themselves up :emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
my missus has got me going swimming tonight, says im getting a bit of a belly on me, cheeky cnut!
Im in 34 waist trousers.
Yeah all right they leave a red mark when i take them off but at least my arse don't sag like hers and my moobs hold themselves up :emoticon-0140-rofl:

Swimming, I think I'd rather get fat. Can't stand swimming, it's like being in a big, cold bath with a load of other people.

My father in law used to go swimming at his local health club, he'd swim for about 3 minutes then get out and go and order eggs Benedict and a pastry from the cafe, like he'd earned it.
 
I love swimming, but haven't done it since last October when I was swimming down the Cat and Dog Steps at Roker Beach..
 
Best biscuits for me are these butter biscuits covered in a quite dark milk chocolate I get from Tesco. The chocolate's almost as thick as the biscuit itself, fit.

Don't know what they're called exactly, think they're German in origin but I don't hold it against them.
 
The only time I would ever 'love' swimming, is if I was swimming to the pool bar on holiday.

This 100%. I've been told by the physio to take up swimming since I've knacked my ankle.

I'd rather **** in my hands and clap than go swimming with all the old people and kids that piss in the pool.
 
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wtf.



if i have to pick, jaffa cakes or hob nobs...

but i really divint car, as i barely eat eat them.
 
Some good shouts on here. Garibaldi a blast from the past - used to love that stuff.

I think Tel and myself would have a good 'biscuit-off', if we got the chance. I'd be adding shortbread, esp caramel shortbread, dutch caramel waffles, chunky kit-kats, penguins, dominoes (mint cream orios) and these biccies called lotus which are a kind of caramelised ginger snap. they're dangerously 'bit-sized' and addictive as **** - I've just made meself a massive cup of tea whilst they're staring me in the face from the biscuit jar..... bastards.
 
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Hobnob is my all time favorite. I have a saying. There's only one biscuit better than a Hobnob and that's a Chocolate Hobnob.

Anybody out there who loves a biscuit with backbone like me? Have you tried these?

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Out-****ing-standing!
 
my missus has got me going swimming tonight, says im getting a bit of a belly on me, cheeky cnut!
Im in 34 waist trousers.
Yeah all right they leave a red mark when i take them off but at least my arse don't sag like hers and my moobs hold themselves up :emoticon-0140-rofl:

I was going to ask if you`d mentioned this to her but obviously not.
You`re still alive.


Digestives for dunking, otherwise those minty penguin types are quite palatable.
 
Hobnob is my all time favorite. I have a saying. There's only one biscuit better than a Hobnob and that's a Chocolate Hobnob.

Anybody out there who loves a biscuit with backbone like me? Have you tried these?

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Out-****ing-standing!
not seen them ones before, might have to go on a raiding session down the biccies aisle tonight, looking like i could have a new favourite if they are as nice as they look.