my missus has got me going swimming tonight, says im getting a bit of a belly on me, cheeky cnut! Im in 34 waist trousers. Yeah all right they leave a red mark when i take them off but at least my arse don't sag like hers and my moobs hold themselves up
Swimming, I think I'd rather get fat. Can't stand swimming, it's like being in a big, cold bath with a load of other people. My father in law used to go swimming at his local health club, he'd swim for about 3 minutes then get out and go and order eggs Benedict and a pastry from the cafe, like he'd earned it.
I love swimming, but haven't done it since last October when I was swimming down the Cat and Dog Steps at Roker Beach..
Best biscuits for me are these butter biscuits covered in a quite dark milk chocolate I get from Tesco. The chocolate's almost as thick as the biscuit itself, fit. Don't know what they're called exactly, think they're German in origin but I don't hold it against them.
This 100%. I've been told by the physio to take up swimming since I've knacked my ankle. I'd rather **** in my hands and clap than go swimming with all the old people and kids that piss in the pool.
wtf. if i have to pick, jaffa cakes or hob nobs... but i really divint car, as i barely eat eat them.
Some good shouts on here. Garibaldi a blast from the past - used to love that stuff. I think Tel and myself would have a good 'biscuit-off', if we got the chance. I'd be adding shortbread, esp caramel shortbread, dutch caramel waffles, chunky kit-kats, penguins, dominoes (mint cream orios) and these biccies called lotus which are a kind of caramelised ginger snap. they're dangerously 'bit-sized' and addictive as **** - I've just made meself a massive cup of tea whilst they're staring me in the face from the biscuit jar..... bastards.
They don't count. Cakes go hard when they go stale, biscuits go soft. A Jaffa Cake is exactly that. A cake They don't come close to the best cake either.
Hobnob is my all time favorite. I have a saying. There's only one biscuit better than a Hobnob and that's a Chocolate Hobnob. Anybody out there who loves a biscuit with backbone like me? Have you tried these? please log in to view this image Out-****ing-standing!
these are tasty - from your your local Eastern Europe/ Polish shop - please log in to view this image
I was going to ask if you`d mentioned this to her but obviously not. You`re still alive. Digestives for dunking, otherwise those minty penguin types are quite palatable.
not seen them ones before, might have to go on a raiding session down the biccies aisle tonight, looking like i could have a new favourite if they are as nice as they look.
