Off Topic Bill Nicholson Arms

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I see the Goons down the road,by the way the fans celebrated last nights win, are now seeing the Carling cup as an important comp. to win! How times have changed for these fickle hypocrites:-)
 
Billy comes downstairs and says to his Dad
"Just been watching TV and I want to know what Love Juice is"
Totally horrified, Dad sits Billy down and explains all about sex and why womens bits get wet.
Billy is equally horrified saying nothing, open mouthed in disgust.
Dad says "Anyway, what were you watching?
Billy says "Wimbledon!"
 
Billy comes downstairs and says to his Dad
"Just been watching TV and I want to know what Love Juice is"
Totally horrified, Dad sits Billy down and explains all about sex and why womens bits get wet.
Billy is equally horrified saying nothing, open mouthed in disgust.
Dad says "Anyway, what were you watching?
Billy says "Wimbledon!"


<laugh> At least it will help Billy whan he watches the cricket. Bowling a maiden over!
 
#FreeTorres

An unwanted gift from Roman Abramovich.

Comes complete with perfect comedy timing, hairband that just doesn't seem to work very well and forehead slapping action.

I took him out of the original packaging but he's useless in the box anyway.

Collection or free delivery. £0 ono.
 
I doubt anyone would buy Gibbs! <laugh> I reckon one of the top European clubs will go in for Frimpong if Arsenal don't get top 4 <ok>
 
If we can keep them out of the top 4 this year, then they will implode. They'll become relegation fodder. It couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.
 
i knw he's a bit of a thug but i still think congrats are in order ,for his girlfriend if nothing else,prehaps she'll make sure he's brought up to respect others