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An overweight woman goes to her doctor and asks "whats the easiest exercise I can do to help me lose weight"
He replies......"shake your head from side to side"
She asks.."how often should I do this?"
The doctor replies..."Everytime you're offered food you fat bitch! :D
 
Morning fellow drinkers- as its my first visit here - drinks all round, but as its so early half pints only till midday.<cheers>
Saw "Arry trying to justify leaving out poor limping Rafa from that elite competition the EL. He's the boss, isn't it his decision?
 
perrymanlegend said:
Morning fellow drinkers- as its my first visit here - drinks all round, but as its so early half pints only till midday.<cheers>
Saw "Arry trying to justify leaving out poor limping Rafa from that elite competition the EL. He's the boss, isn't it his decision?
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Only an Aussie would expect us to be in the pub at 7.33am. I'm having my Baileys and Cornflakes at home then!
 
Did anyone see Pat Rice's post match interview on Sky Sports last? He was talking about the late equaliser and said that he(the scorer) could've hit it 50 times and 50 times it would've gone over the bar. Not great at giving people credit, are they? <doh>
 
Does he mean this Danny Rose goal?

[video=youtube;XXTLHkNMxRY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTLHkNMxRY[/video]
 
[video=youtube;XALVPwkor7U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALVPwkor7U[/video]

Yeah, very good!
 
I've just noticed that the BBC has that Rice interview down as him 'saluting' it.
It's the opposite.
He's trying to suggest that it was a lucky, once-in-a-lifetime hit, despite saying that it was great.
 
Did anyone read Frankie Boyle in the Sun, on about the Essex gipsies and caravaner's. His mate bought a caravan on the premise it had Sky...turned out it just had no roof! <laugh>
 
notsosmartspur said:
Did anyone read Frankie Boyle in the Sun, on about the Essex gipsies and caravaner's. His mate bought a caravan on the premise it had Sky...turned out it just had no roof! <laugh>
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littleDinosaurLuke said:
A woman taking golf lessons is stung by a bee.

She tells her coach, who asks: "Where did it sting you?"

"Between the first and second holes" she replies.

"You must be standing with your feet too far apart then" says the coach.
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Kranjcar is on SSN giving a positive interview saying it's important that there's a lot of competition in midfield and that the squad's well rounded.

They asked him where he'd prefer playing and he replied "on the pitch" and then went on to say that in a 442 he prefers to come in off the left wing.
 
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