An overweight woman goes to her doctor and asks "whats the easiest exercise I can do to help me lose weight" He replies......"shake your head from side to side" She asks.."how often should I do this?" The doctor replies..."Everytime you're offered food you fat bitch!
Morning fellow drinkers- as its my first visit here - drinks all round, but as its so early half pints only till midday. Saw "Arry trying to justify leaving out poor limping Rafa from that elite competition the EL. He's the boss, isn't it his decision?
Only an Aussie would expect us to be in the pub at 7.33am. I'm having my Baileys and Cornflakes at home then!
"scuse me but I only live here- born & bred in London. But it is known here to have a few bevys for breakfast- cheers.
Did anyone see Pat Rice's post match interview on Sky Sports last? He was talking about the late equaliser and said that he(the scorer) could've hit it 50 times and 50 times it would've gone over the bar. Not great at giving people credit, are they?
Well exactly. Found a link on the Beeb, not sure if it's a different interview or my hazy memory but he says pretty much the same thing but likens it to Danny Rose's goal. Good to know it still hurts http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/14908609.stm
Does he mean this Danny Rose goal? [video=youtube;XXTLHkNMxRY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTLHkNMxRY[/video]
I've just noticed that the BBC has that Rice interview down as him 'saluting' it. It's the opposite. He's trying to suggest that it was a lucky, once-in-a-lifetime hit, despite saying that it was great.
Did anyone read Frankie Boyle in the Sun, on about the Essex gipsies and caravaner's. His mate bought a caravan on the premise it had Sky...turned out it just had no roof!
Kranjcar is on SSN giving a positive interview saying it's important that there's a lot of competition in midfield and that the squad's well rounded. They asked him where he'd prefer playing and he replied "on the pitch" and then went on to say that in a 442 he prefers to come in off the left wing.
