Mate of mine went on a skiing trip and one of the girls left dinner early with a banana in her pocket, later to be found in the waste basket in her room with a condom still on it. True story. No really.
Mate of mine went on a skiing trip and one of the girls left dinner early with a banana in her pocket, later to be found in the waste basket in her room with a condom still on it. True story. No really.
You sure you're not thinking of your boyfriend?
Bananas are gay...
Has to be a Granny Smith apple!
Damn right - the only fruit in town

The dominant Orange.
Everybody loves the taste of a good orange.
FACT
The dominant Orange.
Everybody loves the taste of a good orange.
FACT
Granny Smith apples are the preferred fruit of ****s.
FACT
99% of people who post on an internet forum to say that melons are their preferred fruit regularly have sex with farmyard animals.
FACT
99% of people who post on an internet forum to say that melons are their preferred fruit regularly have sex with farmyard animals.
FACT